One of my fondest memories from high school is reading Yahoo User Movie Reviews during computer class, while our teacher attempted to explain to us how to save a Word document. I know they don't sound like anything particularly funny, but trust me: you can never underestimate the grammatical blunders, nonsensical insults, and even racial slurs that the general public will spout off to anyone who might be listening.

This Week's Movie: Mission Impossible III

Xenu is a farce, so is CRUISE.
by royrobbins@sbcglobal.net (movies profile) May 6, 2006

Scientology has sucked millions dry for years. Cruise and his pack of actor pals who subscribe to this nonsense are idiots. Scientology is a MAN MADE religion, a way to bilk people out of money. L. Ron Hubbard was a science fiction writer for God's sake! PEOPLE, wake up!

Mission Impossible III head writer: Damn it, we should have stuck with the Mission Impossible storyline instead of making a documentary about Tom Cruise and scientology!

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Don't ***** with South Park....
by jedi6953 (movies profile) May 7, 2006
1 of 1 people found this review helpful

I think people should not go and see this film because Tom Cruise is a a$$ hole that used his power and influence to silence the South Park creators.

Josh: Bring South Park back! It's either Mission Impossible III or South Park, and we need to take sides now!

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How do you spell Y-A-W-N?
by donnovanreese (movies profile) May 5, 2006
25 of 67 people found this review helpful

Josh: What the hell does that even mean?

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WORST MOVIE EVER!
by sunnay315 (movies profile) May 5, 2006
17 of 33 people found this review helpful

Im sick of these Tom Cruise movies! The only good thing about this movie is their theme song. seriously. im not kidding.

Josh: Too bad you didn't like Mission Impossible III -- it sounds like you were pretty excited to see it.

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