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One of my fondest memories from high school is reading Yahoo User Movie Reviews during computer class, while our teacher attempted to explain to us how to save a Word document. I know they don't sound like anything particularly funny, but trust me: you can never underestimate the grammatical blunders, nonsensical insults, and even racial slurs that the general public will spout off to anyone who might be listening.

This Week's Movie: Poseidon

the big finished
by soso_yoyo_dodo (movies profile) May 12, 2006

since titanic sink in 1912, poseidon the god of water had trouble with a wave instead of hitting an iceberg they collasped with a big wave turning poseidon upside down with no electricity it will be hard going under water and finding to safety some people survied titanicc and poseidon diaster some legends still live

Samuel Nonsense: Yes, I agree! Marmalade!


diffrent
by fafam@sbcglobal.net (movies profile) May 13, 2006

it was diffrent but it was good it need some sort of monster or somthing but i liked it and i hope u do to

Josh: Hollywood should take note when remaking movies that you have to update them for today's audiences. A remake of Casablana, for example, should include a half-man, half-shark monster who is out to avenge the death of his father.


DON'T LISTEN TO THE CRYBABIES!! GIMME A BREAK!!
by sanyacastillo@sbcglobal.net (movies profile) May 12, 2006
1 of 3 people found this review helpful

Poseidon is an action movie. There is nonstop action from beginning to end. So where's the disappointment?

I didn't see anything worth crying over or bad enough to walk out of the theater. Com'on people! Get real...IT'S A MOVIE!

Josh: I dare someone to not like this movie. YOU CAN'T, GET OVER IT CRYBABIES


Wait untill it come on TV
by bspurling@sbcglobal.net (movies profile) May 13, 2006

This movie is Bad. therefore, Hollywood needs new Ideal for movies they just making anything and tell viewers that we must see it.

Josh: And we do see it, don't we? But damn it, we're not happy about it!


Serious Moral Issues
by buckeyez123 (movies profile) May 12, 2006

Low budget film...

Poseidon's budget: Hi, I'm $160 million!

buckeyez123's ass: That doesn't mean I don't have the right to speak! Poseidon was filmed entirely in Indonesia!


My review
by qazokiman (movies profile) May 13, 2006
1 of 4 people found this review helpful

This is my review for the movie Posiedon. I give it an A+ for story, an A+ for acting, an A+ for direction, an A+ for visuals, and an F for overall.

Josh: Huh.


If you've been called a "Lemming," a must-sea!
by billhaynieaia (movies profile) May 12, 2006

"Poseidon" is yet another calculation by Hollywood that the majority of American movie-viewers are at their hearts really just lobotomized passengers waiting to clambor aboard the next re-make cruise to nowhere.

Josh: It's a mighty feat that a writer with a reasonable grasp on syntax and spelling can end up sounding worse than those who don't.

billhaynieaia's head: I wasn't meant to be placed so firmly up in this place! Get me out!

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