Yahoo User Movie Reviews

One of my fondest memories from high school is reading Yahoo User Movie Reviews during computer class, while our teacher attempted to explain to us how to save a Word document. I know they don't sound like anything particularly funny, but trust me: you can never underestimate the grammatical blunders, nonsensical insults, and even racial slurs that the general public will spout off to anyone who might be listening.

This Week's Movie: The Da Vinci Code

not good movie hard to understand
by sickasscriminals (movies profile) May 19, 2006
5 of 27 people found this review helpful

din not like it is not a good movie for entertainment because it involes things that should belong to the script

Josh: I know what you mean -- some things are pretty hard to understand.

THUMBS DOWN
by joe-jamie@sbcglobal.net (movies profile) May 19, 2006
5 of 23 people found this review helpful

THIS MOVIE IS NOT MUCH LIKE THE BOOK. IT CONTAINS INFORMATION THAT WAS NOT IN THE BOOK.

Josh: WHAT

far fetched
by woodelectric24 (movies profile) May 19, 2006
7 of 32 people found this review helpful

it was a made up dump story, with all fictional story telling

Total Nonsense!
by seniorrascal (movies profile) May 19, 2006
13 of 40 people found this review helpful

The movie is totally fake.

I will Not see The Movie.
by yldflwers5 (movies profile) May 20, 2006

I will not pay for something that is untrue, it is like just paying satin

The lie of the movie!!!
by gymnast-beamer@sbcglobal.net (movies profile) May 20, 2006

this movie is a complete mix up of what really happened. Jesus did not marry Mary Magdiline.

Your Mom
by bud91355 (movies profile) May 20, 2006
1 of 2 people found this review helpful

This is the true story, real story about your mom.
You know of course that its just fiction, does it matter?

Josh: WHAT

Anti-Christian Lemming Movie
by big_fat_red1 (movies profile) May 19, 2006
14 of 55 people found this review helpful

That's all this fluff movie is. It has tons of anti-christian sentiments and fairy tales which the atheist and other anti-religious lemmings love to believe without any facts or rational thoughts.

Captain Irony: Mmmm, yes! This is tasty and sweet!

terrible
by maucal (movies profile) May 19, 2006
4 of 21 people found this review helpful

this story is terrible really.....bad visual effects, people dont recive a message, the actors are very poor, this film sounds like a Harry Potter film for adults

Ron Howard: Damn it, I knew we shouldn't have named one of the towns Shmogwarts!

Waste of money and distortion of Christianity
by fallenangle9999 (movies profile) May 19, 2006
23 of 96 people found this review helpful

Even though the film is based on the fictional book by Dan Brown, it stills depict the distortion of Christianity which is totally the opposite of the truth about Jesus. This will confuse young Christians and Christian children's faith and make them put doubt on the Holy Bible.

Josh: If only the studio wasn't sending people around to our houses and forcing our children to watch it!

Child who saw the movie: MOMMY I'M CONFUSED THE BIBLE MUST BE WRONG

Dan Brown attended Sunday School, Sang in Church!
by carryingthetruth (movies profile) May 19, 2006
1 of 3 people found this review helpful

Brown sang in the church choir, attended Sunday school, and spent summers at church camp. There was no television, and the social environment was mostly Christian.
He must have rebelled as a young adult and resulted in works of anti-Catholic propaganda.
Check it out for yourself (cut and paste): www en. wikipedia. org / wiki / Dan_Brown
I did a search engine and found this info.
I don't want to watch a movie by a Man who obviously has issues with his past!

Josh: Dan Brown, how could you? SO DARK THE CON OF MAN

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