Yahoo User Movie Reviews

One of my fondest memories from high school is reading Yahoo User Movie Reviews during computer class, while our teacher attempted to explain to us how to save a Word document. I know they don't sound like anything particularly funny, but trust me: you can never underestimate the grammatical blunders, nonsensical insults, and even racial slurs that the general public will spout off to anyone who might be listening.

This Week's Movie: The Break-Up

the dissapiontment
by mylbald (movies profile) Jun 3, 2006

2 of 4 people found this review helpful
this movie was gross,gay,drunk,etc.

Josh: I hate when movies drink even when they know you're coming to see them. :(

Just Horrible
by cindylou944 (movies profile) Jun 4, 2006
1 of 2 people found this review helpful

Very disappointing. Do not take children to it

Josh: Oh, whatever. Everyone knows that The Break-Up is the kids' movie of the year!

Can't Believe This!
by dougwv.geo (movies profile) Jun 2, 2006

If one wants to insult their own intelligence then go see this bad language movie. No story-line or anything but cussing. Not kissing but cussing

Josh: :o Those dirty birds!

Wow!!!
by lizflores517 (movies profile) Jun 2, 2006
8 of 15 people found this review helpful

This was a great movie... specially the people you guys got. Couldn't be better... "SPEECHLESS" You guys deserve it.

Josh: Who are you talking to?

A must see for dating couple
by vietthuong408 (movies profile) Jun 3, 2006
4 of 6 people found this review helpful

My bf and I went to the AMC movie theatres around 8:00PM. We coudln't find a Parking spot. So we went to the century 20. All ticket sold out for the 9:00 PM and 9:40 PM shows time. So we watch the latest one at 10PM. Al the seat were taken.

Josh: Terrible. The Break-Up: F, can't even see it.

I havent seen the movie yet but will see it 2nite.
by rbabilonias27 (movies profile) Jun 2, 2006
3 of 4 people found this review helpful

But i loved the previews and i think is great and very funny i am going to see it tonight at 10pm i live in stamford,ct i will be going to the crown 6 majestic theater. 2nite!

Josh: Look, kids! It's an FBI agent at work!

Rebuttal
by catneal59 (movies profile) Jun 3, 2006

I haven't seen the movie yet, no. Yet, I believe my english is pretty good for a white girl (see comments below). The online reviews made by "real" people who have gone to see this movie, and apparently, enjoyed it make one realize that you are not ready to enjoy yourselves from time-to-time.

The reviews seem flavored toward giving a potentially good movie a bum wrap. Swish it away critics, perhaps this movie will become funnier through time when you have something in common with its theme.

In the meantime, make sure that your "planted" online reviews by supposed "real" people can spell a little bit better. So contrite!

Go Jennifer and Vince and the rest of the filmmakers!

I'm going to see this movie this weekend, and can't wait!

Josh: Take that, somebody!

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