Yahoo User Movie Reviews

One of my fondest memories from high school is reading Yahoo User Movie Reviews during computer class, while our teacher attempted to explain to us how to save a Word document. I know they don't sound like anything particularly funny, but trust me: you can never underestimate the grammatical blunders, nonsensical insults, and even racial slurs that the general public will spout off to anyone who might be listening.

This Week's Movie: Coach Carter

poopstain
by im_vox (movies profile) Jan 14, 2005
1 of 7 people found this review helpful

this movie is about a bunch of retards that can dribble a basketball. Then they go on to make probably millions of dollars playing in the nba. But they will blow all their money on mansions and dope.

Josh: The funny thing is, this sounds far more interesting than the actual Coach Carter movie.

bad
by daman6873 (movies profile) Jan 18, 2005

this movie would probably be one of the worst movies i have evr seen. any ways my name is jd carbone, i live in kentfield CA. thats down by san fransisco, i live on castro st.. please call me at 461-3268 if u want to get together.

Josh: Hear that, ladies? JD here wants to get together, and his interests include hating Coach Carter! I really think that's all you need to know.

racist
by kicbac99 (movies profile) Jan 14, 2005
5 of 57 people found this review helpful

where are the white people? I didnt see any. This movie was completly racist and for anyone who watched it is a racist themselves. I cant believe in this day in age racism can be put into pop culture especially a movie about how white people cant play basketball. Come on people, remeber Barber Shop, Friday, Barber Shop 2, Soul Plane, Next Friday, Boys in da Hood, Catfish in Blackbean sauce, Malcom X...all racist movies. I dont know what the message was, down with whity was all I saw.

Josh: Speaking of racist movies, there wasn't a single black guy in American Beauty, or Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, or Office Space, or 2001: A Space Odyssey, or About Schmidt...and those are just a few movies off my shelf! HOW FAR WILL YOU GO HOLLYWOOD?!?!

yikes
by elementgirl111 (movies profile) Jan 14, 2005

omg that was the worst movie the dude diddnt let them play basket ball until they upped there grades that is sooooooo stupid.

Josh: Education, shmeducation. Some people just want to play basketball, damn it!

hey
by bwtsisthemanplusjerome (movies profile) Jan 14, 2005

i like black people alot.
Ashanti and sam jackson are hot, plus the spanish dude, but i dont really like him because he isnt black

Josh: That sounds pretty fucking racist to me, you white-hating bigot.

assom
by yoshi_a_s (movies profile) Jan 15, 2005

this movie was the best movie ever made.Any 1 who doesnt like this movie is garbage.you should go c this movie if you dont c it u r just like the ppl who dint like your garbage so go c this movie!!!!!

Josh: So if...if I don't see this movie I'm just like the people who didn't...who didn't like my garbage? Who are these people, and what can I do to improve my garbage for them?

nick likes boys
by juicemanw2001 (movies profile) Jan 14, 2005

he likes them a lot a lot a lot a lot a ltoa lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lota lot a lot a lot a lot ya

Josh: Hahaha, Nick! What a faggot.

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