One of my fondest memories from high school is reading Yahoo User Movie Reviews during computer class, while our teacher attempted to explain to us how to save a Word document. I know they don't sound like anything particularly funny, but trust me: you can never underestimate the grammatical blunders, nonsensical insults, and even racial slurs that the general public will spout off to anyone who might be listening.

This Week's Movie: John Tucker Must Die

who cares
by illtalktou4ever (movies profile) Jul 28, 2006

i havent seen the movie yet.but when i do im sure it will be good.the cast is great.especially jesse mtclafe.he is the hottest male actor.so if the movie isnt good.who cares.

Josh: That's a good point -- when things are nice to look at, that's really the only quality that matters. Hopefully you're not an ugly cow, or Jesse will never marry you.

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funny
by rugratboniface (movies profile) Jul 28, 2006
3 of 4 people found this review helpful

its really funny and cute.
i hope u like it.
the movie is like a twist.
the girls and the boy.
the boy is dating 3 girls and then the girls find out and get a chick to "play" him.

Josh: That is kind of like a twist! Jeez, and from the previews I thought the three girls would never find out, and that the movie would just be about John's dates with them, and his eventual contraction of an STD.

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IT'S SO FREAKEN FUNNY
by hot_naughty_princess (movies profile) (Jul 28, 2006)
2 of 6 people found this review helpful

MAN THIS MOVIE IS SO HILARIOUS IT'S LIKE A REAL STORY OF HOW GUYS WOULD TREAT YOU AND HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO HANDLE IT IT FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY!!!

Josh: Haha, I'll admit it -- us guys will usually try and date at least three girls at once! Curse this movie for letting the secret out, and for telling you how to handle it! Now we'll have to find something new to do, like beating you up when you find out.

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Great for TEENS!!
by dette1004 (movies profile) Jul 28, 2006

I don't know why adults are being so critical about a TEEN movie.

Josh: They should, like, let teens review movies.

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