Yahoo User Movie Reviews

One of my fondest memories from high school is reading Yahoo User Movie Reviews during computer class, while our teacher attempted to explain to us how to save a Word document. I know they don't sound like anything particularly funny, but trust me: you can never underestimate the grammatical blunders, nonsensical insults, and even racial slurs that the general public will spout off to anyone who might be listening.

This Week's Movie: Little Miss Sunshine

anti-christian
by marlavender (movies profile) Aug 18, 2006
2 of 34 people found this review helpful

one of the children in the film wears a shirt that states "Jesus was wrong". This was totally uneccesary but clearly reflects the sentiment of the producer and/or director.

Josh: Yet again, Hollywood can't seem to make a movie without turning the plot into a full-scale assault against Jesus and endorsement of Satanism. Everyone involved in Little Miss Sunshine has the Mark of the Beast.

Awful -terrible- disgusting
by akoven (movies profile) Aug 22, 2006
4 of 20 people found this review helpful

This film is toxicly explosive to all sensiblities of morality and parenthood. I am not a prude and enjoy provocative humor, however, this movie was an affront to even my sensiblities. The child molesters and pornographers will no doubt turn this into a cult classic.

Josh: I am sick and tired of the child molesters sinking their gross hands into movies and turning them into cult classics. They sit around and smoke the reefer, and watch movies about things like molesting children (which Little Miss Sunshine advocated and/or did almost every scene), and before you know it a new cult classic is born.

Just What We Need After JonBenet Ramsey!
by jheynemann (movies profile) Aug 25, 2006
1 of 7 people found this review helpful

okay, Folks...
I won't pull any punches here.
Obviously Jon Karr directed this sick, perverse piece of crap.
Boycott at all cost!

Jon Karr: This movie is my confession and my directorial debut!

Good for a 6 year old........
by wdkritz (movies profile) Aug 25, 2006

But not for an adult. Pathetic attemts at humor like a kid who refuses to speak, a grandfather who snorts heroin. Pretty pathetic attempt. It should have just been a kids movie.

Josh: Man, that is pathetic. I think Simba snorted heroin in the Lion King, and that was like 15 years ago.

Cable TV generation fodder
by mr50603 (movies profile) Aug 20, 2006
6 of 26 people found this review helpful

Why is it that we get off as we do by seeing lives that are worse than our own? We have trouble with our own kids, and instead of getting some good books or counseling in order to become better parents (spouses, or whatever), we turn on some program written to make us feel more "normal". Normal isn't what it used to be in this country, and programs like this movie are a big part of the reason why.

Josh: Folks didn't used to have trouble with their kids, Hollyweird, but thanks to movies like Little Miss SATANSHINE, nobody is normal anymore. I hope you're happy.

Hilarious? No. Mildly funny? Yeah, sorta.
by fakename_24 (movies profile) Aug 27, 2006
1 of 1 people found this review helpful

So how pathetic are you people who think this movie was "gut-bustingly" funny?... The makers of the movie WANT you to scoff at the pageant attendees in the movie who walk out on such a trashy performance..."yeah, really stuck it to those uptight [probably Christian] parents who think it's awful that a little girl would do such a dance."

Of course they use overmagnified JonBenet pageant girl/parent stereotypes to garner sympahty for the real freaks who would think it's okay their daughter is stripping to "Super Freak."

Josh: Without people like you to tell us who the real pathetic freaks are, nobody would know for sure how bad they are supposed to feel about themselves. Thank you, good sir.

Misses the Mark
by thewandererjb (movies profile) Aug 21, 2006

Chevy Chase and the Griswolds have nothing to worry about with Little Miss Sunshine; the sunshine is blocked by clouds of long pauses between the laughs. Alan Atkins had a bigger part after he was dead, which is really unfortunate; even Imogene Coca had a larger part and more laughs with Chevy Chase. Spend your money on Snakes; you will get excellent acting with Samuel L.Jackson and all the hype about the mother@#& is one line which can be missed unless you're paying close attention. Or just rent Chevy Chase's DVD and save a lot of money and get continual laughs.

Josh: Chevy Chase, you need to spend more time on your career and less time writing Yahoo reviews about yourself.

Not Too Bad, But Not That Funny
by Tom_Richard1980 (movies profile) Aug 18, 2006
1 of 1 people found this review helpful

Little Miss Sunshine wasn't the "hilarious" movie that critics made it out to be. With all the reasons for making this an R-rated flick, I think they could have made it funnier as PG-13 (which these days, is "R-Lite" anyway).

Josh: That's true, the removal of some swearing and the scaling back of a scene or two for offensive content would've likely made this movie hilarious.

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