Yahoo User Movie Reviews

One of my fondest memories from high school is reading Yahoo User Movie Reviews during computer class, while our teacher attempted to explain to us how to save a Word document. I know they don't sound like anything particularly funny, but trust me: you can never underestimate the grammatical blunders, nonsensical insults, and even racial slurs that the general public will spout off to anyone who might be listening.

This Week's Movie: The Grudge 2

didnt like it
by blueteam22003 (movies profile) Oct 15, 2006

come on...ghost isnt real, and this moies sux

Josh: I think we can all agree on that: if the point of The Grudge 2 was to convince us that ghosts are actually real in real life, it has failed miserably.

it sucks
by karina_monkey2 (movies profile) Oct 14, 2006

it sucks b\c it didnt let me watch the previews on it and i really wanted to see it but no they didnt let me so if they did i would of goten ya'll a A

Josh: Did karina_monkey arrive at the theater early, eager to get a taste of interesting movies to come, only to be denied the right to watch previews? Did they actually not let her into the theater until the previews had concluded? That's terrible, and I think the authorities should be involved.

great movie.
by lilmita1491 (movies profile) Oct 14, 2006

honestly, japanese horror movies make american ones look stupid! ours are all the same, and always are alike to one more or another. but japanese movies are simply amazing.

Josh: I don't know why they don't just get Japanese directors to direct all of our stupid horror movies, and turn them into beautiful works of art. ^_^

omg
by tiger_girl360 (movies profile) Oct 13, 2006

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Josh: What...what are you doing?

The Grudge NUMBER 2
by raivoandrian (movies profile) Oct 14, 2006

I haven't seen the Grudge 2 yet. But I want to thank you people who put reviews. I know it dumb...But you people are telling me about how GREAT The Grudge 2 is!! THANKS PEOPLE!

Josh: All right, guys! Give yourselves a round of applause. I know it dumb.

The Grudge 2 SCARIEST FILM OF THE YEAR on in YEAR!
by tianna_richmond (movies profile) Oct 15, 2006

Josh: *silently begins crying*

I'M SO PISSED I COULND'T TYPE RIGHT
by cutemanko (movies profile) Oct 14, 2006

Hollywood should stop adopting Asian folklores, they already screwedup Western action movies. Just make something up.

Josh: Yeah, they even tried to get the writer/director from the original Japanese movies to do it, but when he came to America he totally turned into an American and it didn't work. They'd be better off sticking to made-up stuff like in Lady In The Water.

Still wondering....
by yanorton (movies profile) Oct 14, 2006

I went and saw this with my boyfriend and he was scared to the point that his nipples got hard (don't really understand that type of stimulation),

Josh: That's nice of you to still be dating him and all.

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