Yahoo User Movie Reviews

One of my fondest memories from high school is reading Yahoo User Movie Reviews during computer class, while our teacher attempted to explain to us how to save a Word document. I know they don't sound like anything particularly funny, but trust me: you can never underestimate the grammatical blunders, nonsensical insults, and even racial slurs that the general public will spout off to anyone who might be listening.

This Week's Movie: Hide And Seek

FIGHT THE SYSTEM!!
by meggie_baby_2011 (movies profile) Jan 29, 2005
2 of 4 people found this review helpful

YOU IDIOTIC PEOPLE WHO SAY THIS MOVIE IS BAD....ITS THE BEST AND YOU ALL SUCK...THIS MOVIE ROCKS AND YOU JUST DONT KNOW IT!! BUT ANYWAYS YOU SHOULD RE-WATCH THIS MOVIE AND TRY TO UNDERSTAND DEATH AND HOW PEOPLE DEAL WITH IT CUZ ITS PATHETIC THE WAY YOU MORONS ACT LIEK THAT...SO GET A LIFE AND TRY TO UNDERSTAND THE MOVIE CUZ WHEN MY PARENTS DIED I TOOK UP AN INVISIBLE FRIEND AND I STILL BELIEVE IN THIS INVISIBLE FRIEND!! AND THE CREEPY PART IS THAT MY INVISIBLE FRIENDS NAME IS CHARLIE ALSO!! SO YEAH!!

Josh: Golly, we've all been lied to! Bad movies are good and invisible friends are real! Damn government!

Hide and Seek
by oh_uhca0 (movies profile) Jan 29, 2005

Never see this movie alone!, if your a girl, definatly go with a guy and vice versa, Guys, cover your ears because they can get loud. Charlie is a murdous character, is he imaginary? maybe. watch the movie because it's great, you would want a sequal

Josh: Hey, I take offense to that gender stereotype. I don't have any ears.

hide and seek
by kellie_tilley (movies profile) Jan 29, 2005

we havent actually seen the movie but we are in like 1 hour so we think from all the other reviews we read that it will be a pretty good movie wen we get back we'll find out if we were right and we'll write wat we that about it

Josh: Thanks, for a second there I was afraid you weren't going to come back after you saw it!

WASTE OF TIME & MONEY
by d195457@sbcglobal.net (movies profile) Jan 29, 2005
1 of 5 people found this review helpful

NO WONDER WHY THIS WORLD IS SO SCREWED UP, BLOOD, VIOLENCE, GORE. HOLLYWOOD HAS GONE CRAZY ! TOTAL WASTE OF MY HARD WORK $$$$ & TIME.

I ESPECIALLY DISAPPOINTED THAT ROBERT DE NIRO WOULD LOWER HIS STANDARDS TO PLAY IN SUCH A MOVIE.

IT IS TIME HOLLYWOOD MAKES SOME HEARTWARMING OR COMEDY MOVIES.

YOU NEEDS TO BE MORE DEPRESSED IN THIS WORLD.

I PRAY FOR YOU MOVIEGOERS, THAT WENT AND SAW THIS MOVIE. YOU NEED HELP !!!

Josh: Come to think of it, I can't even remember the last heartwarming movie Hollywood made! Instead, we get buckets of blood and gore, like in The Princess Diaries 2.

Yo DeNiro! You owe me six bucks!
by superstar_sunny_for_real (movies profile) Jan 28, 2005
1 of 5 people found this review helpful

Dear Mr. DeNiro -- I have one question. Why did you make this movie? I am tired of watching movies that fall apart in the middle and don't deliver any bang for my bucks. This is just another movie that was based on a good script plot idea but was sloppily thrown together.

I still love you though.--Sunny

Robert DeNiro: Dear Sunny -- I usually don't make the movies I star in. I'm just in them. You're thinking of Clint Eastwood.

THREE BEER RATING
by sportexpert26 (movies profile) Jan 30, 2005

THIS IS A GREAT FLIM, ESPECIALLY FOR INDIVIDUALS WHO LOVE PSYCHOLOGICAL THRILLERS. OOPS, I'VE SAID TOO MUCH. I GIVE THIS MOVIE THREE BEERS.

Josh: Hahaha, beers instead of stars! That's edgy, yet funny.

Behind the Scenes
by wjrprezhistorian (movies profile) Jan 29, 2005
1 of 3 people found this review helpful

The house depicted in the film is in Ossining, NY. It is the oldest house in town 250 years +. It was purchased in the mid-1800's by Author Clement Moore ('Twas the Night Before Xmas), remained in family for more than 100 years.
Local townspeople refer to the home as 'Moorehaven.'

Josh: Thanks, I'll see it just for that!

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