Yahoo User Movie Reviews

One of my fondest memories from high school is reading Yahoo User Movie Reviews during computer class, while our teacher attempted to explain to us how to save a Word document. I know they don't sound like anything particularly funny, but trust me: you can never underestimate the grammatical blunders, nonsensical insults, and even racial slurs that the general public will spout off to anyone who might be listening.

This Week's Movie: Saw III

$5 IN THE CORNER!
by pussynana111 (movies profile) Oct 27, 2006

well saw 3 was tight.. it was well worth the $5 i spent to get it on bootleg!!!! (ONLY IF YOU LIVE IN THE GHETTO NOT THOSE RICH ASS PLACES) IF YOU GUYS NEED IT IN BOOTLEG LOOK FOR IT IN FRONT OF YOUR LOCAL .99CENTS STORE OR SAV-ON DRUGS

Josh: I wish more movie critics would include useful piracy tips in their reviews.

Roger Ebert: good movie, YOU CAN COPY IT TO YOUR COMPUTER USING YOUR DVD DRIVE AND SOFTWARE FROM THE INTERNET

SAW THE BIGING
by jhp2311 (movies profile) Oct 28, 2006

WAS GOOD MOVIE JUST WONDER WHEN IS COMING NEXT BECAUSE WATCH MOVIE AND WANT SAID HAVE TO BE ANOTHER PART WAS PERFECT MOVIE

Josh: In Soviet Russia, Saw watches you!

Awshome
by afrodude@sbcglobal.net (movies profile) Oct 28, 2006

tbis movie is awshome
i love it
Ryan Reynolds is good in this movie
i especially like the special guest appearence by Anthony Kiedis from the RHCP

Josh: You might want to check to see if your life is intact from last night, dude, because I'll tell you what movie you didn't see: Saw III.

Can True Christians Pay to See SAW III?
by twotablets2000 (movies profile) Oct 28, 2006
2 of 7 people found this review helpful

My question is if a true Christian would be able to spend God’s money and see such a horrific movie based on watching people suffering unbelievable pain and torment.

Josh: I think "God's money" is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Brilliant satire and social commentary, good show!

How Gross Are You
by jayrae2003 (movies profile) Oct 27, 2006
1 of 5 people found this review helpful

I Cannot beleive that you would put this on your cover for the upcoming days.

Josh: Despicable and shameful. I have no idea who we are talking to or what's going on.

How is Hollywood still in business?
by droclbc4life (movies profile) Oct 27, 2006
11 of 18 people found this review helpful

Why is everything out there today a sequal or remake?

Josh: I'm sometimes shocked when I go to the theater to see a movie after reading some Yahoo User Movie Reviews, because I'm always expecting everything to be a SEQUAL or remake, Hollywood get some new ideas lol.

We have enough trash
by chustplayin (movies profile) Oct 27, 2006
1 of 4 people found this review helpful

Our society is sick enough without this movie. Why do we need to feed ourselves this type of demonically inspired fare? Why not stay home and watch Fiddler on the Roof, or some other wholesome film about real life?

Josh: That's a good point! You should ask people who watched Saw III why they did not instead choose to watch Fiddler On The Roof. I'm sure they just forgot.

Saw III is the worst
by pinkroxmysox852 (movies profile) Oct 27, 2006
2 of 7 people found this review helpful

this movie is one of the most evil gorey movies ever. if people watch this movie soon they will think its ok to kill people.

Saw III audience: It's okay to kill, time to join the military!

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