Yahoo User Movie Reviews

One of my fondest memories from high school is reading Yahoo User Movie Reviews during computer class, while our teacher attempted to explain to us how to save a Word document. I know they don't sound like anything particularly funny, but trust me: you can never underestimate the grammatical blunders, nonsensical insults, and even racial slurs that the general public will spout off to anyone who might be listening.

This Week's Movie: Borat

Dreadful
by nucshuco (movies profile) Nov 3, 2006
21 of 122 people found this review helpful

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Josh: Damn, if you only would've said America-bashing four more times, George W. Bush would've materialized in your room to give you a hug.

THERE OUGHT TO BE A LAW
by lindamigirl (movies profile) Nov 6, 2006
3 of 7 people found this review helpful

Why do we not have a right, a say, the power to ban such garbage?

Josh: What we ought to do is take the Constitution and, like, hide it for a while. In time, people will forget about what it says, and we can finally ban things that make us sad.

Disciplining movies is a duty not a pleasure.
by gobo_smeller (movies profile) Nov 6, 2006
1 of 4 people found this review helpful

I feel that when a film is released to such widespread acclaim I must make that film understand its limits. It shouldnâ€™t get bold and cocky just because it has seized this day. Therefore I give this movie an F. Not because I found it to be a bad movie, in fact I rather liked it, but it must know its place.

Josh: BORAT?!

THIS MOVIES IS WRONG!!!!
by suthrnhottie86 (movies profile) Nov 7, 2006

If you watch this movie and like it then you obviously need God in your life.

Josh: God: For When Your Sense Of Humor Starts Rearing Its Ugly Head™.

What a piese of doodoo
by taylormade4ac (movies profile) Nov 10, 2006

Low brow humor from the sewer. If one is a 12 year-old or has an IQ below 80, it would be funny. Liberals will love it, no doubt.

Josh: Haha, liberals are stupid. They make stupid simplistic jokes. Haha.

After seeing five clips, I can judge this movie
by lanative@pacbell.net (movies profile) Nov 11, 2006

Josh: The title of this review is like a satirical commentary on many Yahoo User Movie Reviews, only someone actually did write it and was serious about it.

A statistics lesson
by barfacious (movies profile) Nov 11, 2006

In a normally-distributed population, half the population is above average and half is below.

Josh: Ohh, that's how statistics work.

What kind of person gives Borat a good review.
by marcuscoffey (movies profile) Nov 12, 2006
1 of 2 people found this review helpful

Borat's movie is shockingly distasteful. Support for this movie is sick. Anyone enjoying this film is a horable person. This movie is funny if you hate good people.

Josh: I saw Borat, and it was funny, but your review takes the cake by a good margin. Can you make a movie out of your character?

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