Yahoo User Movie Reviews

One of my fondest memories from high school is reading Yahoo User Movie Reviews during computer class, while our teacher attempted to explain to us how to save a Word document. I know they don't sound like anything particularly funny, but trust me: you can never underestimate the grammatical blunders, nonsensical insults, and even racial slurs that the general public will spout off to anyone who might be listening.

This Week's Movie: Casino Royale

psychopath bond
by stevanus_lucifers (movies profile) Nov 17, 2006
1 of 16 people found this review helpful

this film is very suck for all bond movie ,change this title for psychopath blond bond ....maybe daniel can play for manson family film

Josh: Of all the criticism that I came across on Yahoo for this movie, I never imagined I'd be reading about how Daniel Craig is a psychopath that may star in an upcoming Charles Manson biopic.

Casino royale -does not sound as good as the title
by mannavan_83 (movies profile) Nov 18, 2006
6 of 10 people found this review helpful

Josh: How could they blow the title like that? That's like half the movie right there!

CASINO ROYAL
by nsfmw (movies profile) Nov 18, 2006

IT WAS PAKCKED WITH ACTION AND THE SEXUAL STUFF YOU KNOW 007 FOR CASINO ROYAL IS ONE OF THE ACTUAL ACTION MOVIES OF OUR TIME

Josh: Finally, an actual action movie! Plus, the sexual stuff!

worst bond movie ever!!!
by theaisback (movies profile) Nov 19, 2006
2 of 4 people found this review helpful

I’ve seen every bond movie, every single one. This movie has great effects, but yeah so does fireworks. See everyone thinks this movie is great because it has a *****ing love story. WHO *****ING CARES ABOUT LOVE STORYS, GO WATCH THE NOTEBOOK YOU QUEERS!

Josh: I hate when gay people get ahold of good movies and gay them all up with heterosexual love scenes.

Bond has Balls and he proves it!
by teacherdansuh (movies profile) Nov 18, 2006

Until I saw this Bond film, I thought all 007's were fags.

Josh: Actually, they were, culminating with Pierce Brosnan's last Bond film, "From Russia, With A Gay Relationship".

Million times better than Borat
by sriramts (movies profile) Nov 19, 2006

Josh: Two spy movies went head to head, but Bond proved victorious in sriramts' eyes. Sorry, Borat, but it's almost as if you just can't compare to Bond.

Racist and Sexiest & Messy
by tyk96tyk96 (movies profile) Nov 19, 2006
2 of 4 people found this review helpful

That movie was Racist and Sexist, almost to an extreme...Visually, this movie tell us this: there is a macho viking looking typical white man who can kill a whole bunch of colored people with no apparent reason, he also steals colored people's wife but ends up falling for single British white woman.

Josh: I'll tell you who would like the look of this new Bond: HITLER.

James Bomb
by Dkaranda (movies profile) Nov 18, 2006
1 of 2 people found this review helpful

What a joke of a film! The best part of this movie is that it the plot was as non-existent as the acting.

Josh: Somewhere in there is supposed to be an insult, I think.

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