Yahoo User Movie Reviews

One of my fondest memories from high school is reading Yahoo User Movie Reviews during computer class, while our teacher attempted to explain to us how to save a Word document. I know they don't sound like anything particularly funny, but trust me: you can never underestimate the grammatical blunders, nonsensical insults, and even racial slurs that the general public will spout off to anyone who might be listening.

This Week's Movie: Norbit

awesome must see
by lindsrocks95 (movies profile) Feb 3, 2007
3 of 3 people found this review helpful

i think that the movie was outstanding!!!@!!!!
it makes you think about the real things that are really out there.

CNN.com: Scientists are now realizing that the recent film The Messengers may have uncovered the truth about corpse legs being hidden under bed covers, but only little kids see them. This is being hailed as a "real thing that's really out there."

The Messengers
by babysarah1992 (movies profile) Feb 3, 2007

Well today im going to go see this movie but im having second thoughts about it. I just want to know if it was really that bad??

Josh: Well? Isn't someone going to answer her?

best movie ever!!!!!!
by dramaqueen737@sbcglobal.net (movies profile) Feb 3, 2007

Okay, so maybe I didn't actually see the movie, but I'm bored and what else is there to do on a freezing cold saturday?! So anyway, my overall rating for this movie was an A+, and I totally recomend that you see it! (even though I didn't even see it)

Josh: In your defense, there really isn't much to do on Saturdays besides write reviews for movies that you've never seen.

test review
by gary_pant (movies profile) Feb 4, 2007

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Josh: People like gary_pant make sure that the rest of us can post Yahoo User Movie Reviews without a problem. Thank you, brave sir.

bad remake of The Shining
by mnelsonchunder (movies profile) Feb 2, 2007
3 of 14 people found this review helpful

more poorly rewritten Hollywood crap. Ohh, Daddy's behavior is changing, I'm so scared. In my day when Daddy's behavior changed, we would shut our yaps and get him another bottle.

Josh: They should make a movie about ghosts who are alcoholics, but nobody is scared of them because they can just give them more beer. That would be more accurate to real life as it happened in mnelsonchunder's day.

why bother
by mfancher2@sbcglobal.net (movies profile) Feb 3, 2007
1 of 3 people found this review helpful

i don't understand how we can continue to waste money on movies like this.

Josh: I personally am appalled that somewhere, somebody spent money on a computer server that has a dedicated internet connection and space reserved that allows you to type and post things like this, but what I am I going to do?

BORRING!!!!!!!!!!
by peter.guillen (movies profile) Feb 3, 2007

This movie was so horrible, I was so bored I was playing video games on my cell phone.

Josh: Did somebody kill you after the movie, and then tape it, and then release it as a sequel to the movie you saw called "The Messengers II: Don't Use Your Fucking Cell Phone In The Movie Theater You Fucking Jackass"? Because I would pay to say that.

This film was HORRIBLE!
by tothpictures (movies profile) Feb 4, 2007

I should have known: ALL JAPANESE FILMMAKERS SUCK! It should be outlawed that all JAPS should not be allowed to direct an American movie! They're all the same! It's sickening. .

Josh: Congress is working on a law that is very close to this, actually. Good job. You're on the right track.

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