Yahoo User Movie Reviews

One of my fondest memories from high school is reading Yahoo User Movie Reviews during computer class, while our teacher attempted to explain to us how to save a Word document. I know they don't sound like anything particularly funny, but trust me: you can never underestimate the grammatical blunders, nonsensical insults, and even racial slurs that the general public will spout off to anyone who might be listening.

This Week's Movie: Boogeyman

YOU ALL NEED A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by medic0531 (movies profile) Feb 4, 2005

GET A LIFE YOU LOSERS !!!!! IT'S A MOVIE,BEWARE OF THE REAL DEMONS.GET JESUS IN YOUR LIFE AND YOU WON'T HAVE TO BE SCARED OF THE "BOOGEYMAN"

Josh: Pssh, only losers watch movies. Bible school is way more exciting.

You Guys Are Flipin' Retards
by atimebandit (movies profile) Feb 4, 2005

You guys should be ashamed for making this movie. It scares the poor inocent children of our world. Although I've never seen this movie, I'm scared! You guys are E-V-I-L!!!

Josh: No, the real Boogeyman scares the children, until Jesus saves them.

Never saw it
by melinda_cheer_310 (movies profile) Feb 4, 2005

I'm not writing a review FOR THE ACTUAL movie, but it looks pretty stupid. Unless you really like being freaked out, then it looks to me like you shouldn't see this movie.

Josh: Although I'm not writing a review for the actual person, this comment makes melinda_cheer look pretty stupid. Unless you really like completely useless opinions, it looks to me like you really shouldn't bother with her.

A Future wining movies
by tmanterry (movies profile) Feb 4, 2005
8 of 14 people found this review helpful

this movie will be the talk of the town. know because it bad, "no!" But because it's the best
scary movie ever. You kown what, I bet boogeyman
will scare the living bajesus out of those other
movies you know the one, the one with hell wants him heaven wont take hime but the earth need him.
and then you got Hide and Seek thats out or coming out. that movie wont stand a chance with boogeyman.. well thats all what I had to say, but hope you come out and go see boogeyman

Josh: Do movies really battle each other like this? And what makes you so sure Boogeyman is the future winning movies?

BOO!!..geyman
by lindasue2008 (movies profile) Feb 5, 2005

This movie was awesome! It had me cussing up a stormmmmm!! I could have kicked but...cause i snuck in..JK! i payed a whole 6 dollars noo 7!! It was well worth the money and plus the guy was hot!So thats a major plus! although i was confused and had to ask my good friend kt what was goin the heck on i mean i was gettin it on my the movie i couldnt comprehend and they made my image of the boogeyman soo different.. Or i should say BOO!!...geyman

Josh: What the hell are you talking about?

Brilliant!
by partyonway (movies profile) Feb 5, 2005

Oscar-worthy! Without a doubt! This is one of the best movies I have ever seen. It had me guessing throughout the story. I was covered in sweat until the end. I'll admit it, I wet myself. I had to talk to the security so they could stop the movie while I cleaned myself. Wow, it was great.

All in all, this movie will sweep the Oscars and go home with Movie of the Year.

Josh: I'm not sure you know what the Oscars actually are.

Pimped
by genzi81@sbcglobal.net (movies profile) Feb 5, 2005
2 of 2 people found this review helpful

THis movie was great. My girlfriends friend was crunched into a ball. My friend was laughing. And my girlfriend was sitting on me. Then I got bored so I got up and took a duce on the screne. Later on my girlfriend joined me. Then my friend got up and took my girlfriends friend and hooked up with her on the other side of the theater. Well my girlfriends calling so I gotta go.

Josh: You evacuated your bowels onto the movie screen, eventually joined by your girlfriend? And then your friend and someone else had sex in the movie theater? WHERE DO YOU LIVE?

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