Welcome To The Ranks Of The Unemployed (Page 3)

The Foundation Is Laid

And that, my friends, is all the time we have.

In addition to laying the foundation for more difficult times, these three simple rules will allow you to sail safely through the rocky harbor of your new employment status, and into open waters of the welfare veteran. Hang on, and don't lose sight of your dreams, unless those dreams involve being a succcessful employed person.

Until next time, I remain affectionately yours, Richard Black.

Richard Black has been unemployed numerous times in many different economic environments. He received his bachelor's degree at the University of Costa Rica and an M.B.A in Cuba before his deportation back to the United States.

He would like his readers to know that in addition to possessing a massive physical endowment, he has wired every entrance to his home with spring guns, and has trained a pack of Rottweilers to assault all unsolicited visitors.

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