The Best Of Spam: Getting Loney?

Date: Thursday, April 08, 2004 1:30 AM
Subject: Singles Dating Program

Message : eacpqqjmg

Getting Loney? or Maybe Just longing for a Better Love Life? If You want to get yourslef out there and start dating heres a good place to start

if you think you like the way your life is, never wanna date, and want to be omited from offers

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Message : eacpqqjmg

we're not. it's all too bulky to stop. that's the first certainty." we're not. it's all too bulky to stop. that's the first certainty."

Analysis: We're not very "Loney", so we don't need a singles-dating program, but the last part of this spam really spoke to us in a profound way; "It's all too bulky to stop" is obviously a commentary on the Iraq situation spinning out of control, and maybe even the current geopolitical situation as a whole. These guys are getting smarter!

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