The Best Of Spam: The Ultimate Spam

From: Sender Unspecified
Date: Wednesday, October 20, 2004 5:59 AM
To: none
Subject: (No subject)

Analysis: That's it. That's all there is to this spam. No virus attachments, no advertisements -- it doesn't even know where it came from or who it's going to. Just an utterly blank email. Sure, some people might say it's just some kind of misfire that was meant to contain information, but we think it represents a new era of spam -- one that doesn't even require a message or virus to get us to buy something or have computer trouble.

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