The word "special" can have a lot of meanings, most of them sexual. Sadly, that's not the way that we're using it in this section of the site. Instead, think of specials as "a grab bag of crap that we couldn't squeeze into any other category".
Now that you're pumped up to read, click on any article below!
Science
Paleontologists Make Rare Discovery That Will Finally Get Them Laid (03/08/10)
Politics
MPAA Assigns Obama PG-13 Rating For Adult Themes, Smoking (03/04/10)
Letters
Your Letters Answered (03/03/10)
Science
Whale Trainer's Death Reveals Hidden Dangers Of Anthropomorphizing Carnivorous Predators (03/01/10)
Business
Emotionar Toyota CEO Make Prea To Rawmakers, Predge To Improve Vehicres (02/28/10)
Politics
Democrats, Republicans Draft Bipartisan Legislation Requiring Both Parties to Disagree on Everything, Always (02/25/10)
Politics
God Once Again Fails To Kill Dick Cheney (02/23/10)
Editorial
Black History Month Seems Pretty White To Me (02/22/10)
U.S.
Man Discovers That His Best Talent Is Masturbating (02/16/10)
Politics
Bill Clinton Hospitalized For Erection Lasting More Than Sixteen Years (02/12/10)
Business
Just For Men To Market 'Touch Of Gay' Hair Product (02/09/10)
