Yahoo User Movie Reviews: Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

Film Synopsis:
Finally, the sequel to the movie that defined the 20th century is here: Rob Schneider is back to prove that yes, a male gigolo being forced into sexual situations with dysfunctional women is still very, very funny. Read the rousing endorsement from the Yahoo user jury.

The Deuce Is Loose.

by edtwin85@sbcglobal.net Aug 13, 2005

Hilarious movie, and better than the first. The people who think this movie sucks. People are forgetting the meaning of comedy films, and that is to make us laugh.

Roger Ebert: Wait, the meaning of comedy is to make me laugh? That changes everything! FOUR STARS DEUCE IS LOOSE!

Old People

by emperialmassacre Aug 13, 2005

Old people dont deserve to go out nowadays, they still believe everything should be pure and wholesome as it once was 100 years ago. Stay indoors and stop ridiculing the youth of today. All you do is bash on people because of the years of whatever you went through is finally catching up to bite you on your ass. Stay indoors and keep watching your Turner Classic crap. In the meantime, i am giving this a B+, Rob Schnieder is the funniest.

Old man: You never would've read something like this 100 years ago! I hate young people!

a comedy artwork

by broncopride279 Aug 13, 2005
1 of 1 people found this review helpful

this was the funniest ***** ive ever seen....just as good as the 1st one...i mean all the asian jokes were the best...where the asian dude says ill take my 3 inches else where,that was a laugh bomb, and where he takes the tootsie role out... i bet all the people who hated this movie were asian, dont be mad, its just a movie..its not like its true, is it...?...how does this movie hav chssy jokes, there all good and funny, especially bout the asian dude, like that part where they where that thing round their manginas, and the speaker mentions thet they hav smaller ones for their asian members, that cracked me up!!!

Josh: Speaking of hilarious jokes, did you hear that one about the Asian guy? Apparently he had a small penis! LOOK OUT, LAUGH ATOM BOMB!

some poolitzer prize winners got no taste

by nolikeebert Aug 13, 2005

While admittedly illiterirritate, I think ebert gave Deuce a bad review because Deuce is better looking than ebert and because Deuce gets to hang out with all those interesting women.

Roger Ebert: Oooh, that handsome son-of-a-gun Deuce! He's so smug with all those women, while I am left with my lowly poolitzer!

i seen the movie its great

by lil_dixie_chick2002 Aug 12, 2005
2 of 2 people found this review helpful

Rob shneider i like your acting your really cool and please try to make a second movie of The Animal...

Rob Shnicdehncder: It won't be easy to think up a plot as good as the first one, but okay, I'll try!

STUPID CRITICS!! It was a good movie.

by muffmunching69 Aug 14, 2005

I HATE THESE STUPID CRITICS EXPECTING THE NEXT SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION. IT IS MEANT TO BE FUNNY AND YOU CRITICS MADE ME SICK BY CRITICIZING A FUNNY MOVIE. ALL CRITICS ARE PEOPLE WHO CAN'T DO SOMETHING OTHERS CAN SO THEY WANT TO CRITICIZE THEM.

Josh: Okay, this has come up enough to be added to the list.

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They are hating
They could not make a better movie themselves
They are the opposite race of the movie's protagonist/director/random extra and are therefore racist
They are jealous of something
They aren't in the movie
They are nothing but critics
They are expecting the movie to be the next Shawshank Redemption/Casablanca/Citizen Kane