Yahoo User Movie Reviews: Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire
Film Synopsis:
Any popular movie is bound for controversy on the battlegrounds of Yahoo, but the Harry Potter series combines several volatile elements -- anti-Christian magic, unfaithful changes to the book source material, and a focus towards children -- that make it a user review powderkeg. Enjoy this special extended edition of the latest Potter entry!
this sucks
by ym_987 Nov 25, 2005
1 of 2 people found this review helpful
it was such a waste of time and money watching this piece of *****. i recommend watching bambi instead... if u know what i mean... how stupid watching a boy wandering around with a dumb stick(much like a chapstick)...and I mean his fashion sense...sheeze!!! Who wears a cape anymore.
Josh: I love "much like a chapstick". I can't tell whether it's supposed to be a bizzare joke or an earnest comparison of Harry's magic wand to a tube of Chapstick.
Too dark
by hstein2 Nov 26, 2005
1 of 3 people found this review helpful
JJRowling researches and pays too close attention to the details of the occult craft of witchcraft and thus glamorizes the dark, dark world of witchcraft. Stay away. It can lure your children.
Josh: Don't worry, God will get her eventually. He's just waiting to see just how many kids end up casting Spells and Magick in order to weigh her punishment appropriately.
do u know why
by skycaptain24680 Nov 26, 2005
do u know why. its,because there alot of ugly people in the movie. whne i was watching it i saw harry's face and i barfed. it was so ambrasing. i hate this movie.
Josh: This was a surprisingly common reaction at the theater I was in, too.
Most amazing movie I have ever seen
by orshimo1 Nov 19, 2005
1 of 2 people found this review helpful
this was a terrible movie the directing was horrible and I think that it was the worst one yet in the series I have already read all the books and they were great but after I saw the movie I couldn't believe I even ever did like that movie.
Josh: ... did you like this movie?
Could they have made this movie any cheesier
by crystalclearblue Nov 19, 2005
16 of 21 people found this review helpful
WHAT THE HELL WAS THIS? "That 70's Show" meets the Renaissance Festival!!!!???
Josh: Yes, that's what it was. It was That 70's Show mixed with a Renaissance festival. That was the point of the new Harry Potter movie. You win.
One Page Summary from each Chapter
by jacilynn19 Nov 20, 2005
2 of 2 people found this review helpful
The third movie sucked but while watching this one I was literaly shaking with anger.
Josh: This is going in my latest book, "You Know You're A Nerd When..."
WIZARDS AND GOBLINS! HOLY *****!!!!!
by goldengangsta54 Nov 25, 2005
1 of 1 people found this review helpful
yea so i sat throught this orgy or pain, and was very very disapointed. Harry 'pubic' Potter was an over done character who is a snobby ***** who thinks hes the king of the world. Heres some good news, The fact that wizards dont exist is good, and harry stop being a geek and get laid you ***** wad, You also owe me 5$ bitch.
Josh: Harry Potter is not a real person.
evil witchcraft nonsense
by jesusraymond1950 Nov 26, 2005
this movie is so stupid that people were just walking out in the middle of the movie, so evil, british actors, bad bad bad bad bad bad
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Pat Robertson: Jesus will soon rise and smite the British Actors who tried to kill Him!
Bloddy-Freakin-English Movie
by xs2kx Nov 28, 2005
Umm, I went to the movie theaters to watch 50-cents movie, Get Rich or Die Trying, and it was ok! However, I made an attempt to sneak in and watch the Potter-stupid movie, and damn it was so stupid. The freakin movie was made solely for Stupid-English Kids. All of them motherfreaking actors were Bloody-Freakin-English and I hate the English for two!
Josh: Fifty Cent should shoot the English. Considering how he speaks, it would be very symbolic.
wow harry potter is gay
by cubanchica198716 Nov 28, 2005
I think Harry Potter sux!!! i've never seen any of his movies or read any of his gay books! but hes a geek and i hate him! and everything it has 2 do with him! all of that is fake! and stupid.
Josh: No, it's real. Wizardy is real. Satan guide my hands, I hope to become British soon.
ALL TIME WORST MOVIE OF THE YEAR!!
by sara20002_carter Dec 2, 2005
THIS MOVIE STANK!! YOU LET KIDS WATCH IT AND ITS SO VIOLENT! I BET KIDS HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT IT! THEN SOMEBODY DYING! KIDS DO NOT NEED TO SEE SOMEBODY DIE! I WOULD NEVER EVER LET MY KIDS WATCH THIS!!
Josh: If only
there was some way of
making sure parents knew
that young children shouldn't watch.
Harry Potter is BAD!
by tccote15 Dec 1, 2005
harry potter has turned our society into fags! soon our society will be run by these stupid movies that this woman who probably dropped out of highschool wrote! WHAT IS THE WORLD COMMING TO!?
Josh: What a shame. And society was doing so well before Harry Potter came along and fagged everything up.
