Yahoo User Movie Reviews: Hitch
Film Synopsis:
In this film, Will Smith tries to tell the fat guy from King Of Queens how to get women. However, since fat people can never get women, he ultimately fails. Yahoo users, have at it!
These angry reviews really are funny
by Xenos69247 Feb 11, 2005
5 of 8 people found this review helpful
I haven't seen the movie yet but some of these bad reviews sound really angry. The reviewer must have some serious insecurities or just jealous of Will or someone to write a review like that.
Josh: Or they thought the movie sucked. Then again, that probably stems from some deep-seated Will Smith hatred of some sort.
THE CRITICS WRONG AS USUAL
by lamoviebuff Feb 11, 2005
2 of 2 people found this review helpful
I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO SEE THE CRITITS WRITE OR EVEN ATTEMPT TO WRITE A MOVIE. THIS WAS ENTERTAINING , FUN , LITE , AND VERY ENJOYABLE. ALL OF THE ACTORS WERE DELIGHTFUL...GO FOR AN EVENING OUT !!!!
Josh: Well, Roger Ebert wrote "Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls", which was named as one of the 100 greatest films of the 20th century. Still, I see your point.
Chick flick for the guys
by glenmora98 Feb 12, 2005
Guys, this is a chick flick that you will actually enjoy. Please, whatever you do don't go see Sideways. After seeing the reviews, it makes me wonder what these so called "expert critics" are smoking.
Josh: This review confirms what I've long suspected: Paul Giamatti is the poor man's Will Smith.
NONE
by num01_spades Feb 13, 2005
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Josh: Yes, but what about the physiological ramifications of your theory?
EMOTIONALLY FUNNY
by dreamerjf2003 Feb 13, 2005
I FOUND THIS MOVIE TO BE ALMOST A FACTIONAL PART OF THE LIFE WE TRULY LIVE. WHEN HITCH IS ASK WHAT DID HE DO, HE RESPONDED TO ELECTRA, NOTHING.
ALBERT WAS JUST BEING ALBERT. IF WE COULD LEARN TO BE JUST WHO WE ARE , SOONER OR LATER WE FIND THE PERSON THAT EXCEPTS US, FOR WHO WE REALLY ARE, AND LIFE IS SO MUCH EASIER, FOR WE DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND. I RATED THIS MOVIE 100+.
Josh: Don't worry, dreamer. I'm sure one day, you'll find someone who will accept you for what you are: A ROBOT.
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat
by greekrocker@sbcglobal.net Feb 13, 2005
1 of 1 people found this review helpful
this was a great movie and very funny it also shows it doesn't matter wat u look on the out side peole still will think u r atractive take hitch 4 example when he had food alergies and had to get medication sara still loved him
Josh: This is true, Tony, and explains why there are just as many dateless ugly mutants as there are dateless beautiful models.
Best movie I've seen in years.
by thebullmastiff Feb 13, 2005
This is one of the best if not best movies I've seen in many, many years. Don't believe the critics, look at the movie receipts for this weekend trust the people who spent money on it.
Josh: If there's one thing I've learned over the years, it's this: when people spend money on something, it's probably awesome.
