Yahoo User Movie Reviews: Into The Blue

Film Synopsis:
It took a few years, but Hollywood finally figured out how to get Jessica Alba into a movie about shark attacks and drug smuggling. You might think that Yahoo users would like this movie. You would be right.

under 18yo don't read!

by edensoul2002 Oct 1, 2005

there were 2 types of emotion feelings/thoughts while watching this film:
the unconcious horny emotion:
OH MY G******* my underpant xxxx was hard on from the begining till the end in this movie. i was SO SO SO wanted to moan out loud in the theatre my god PAUL I LOVE U I WANT UR 8 PACKS UR MUSCLE UR SEXY FACE UR EYES/LIPS UR WHOLE BODY. ALL THE MUSCLES GUYS IN THE MOVIE OH MY MY G*****. PLZ ALL OF U GIVE ME A CALL OR SOMETHING. FELT LIKE WATCHING PORN again PAUL ur sexy short pants ur jeans with ur half-naked PLZ I KNOW U WANT XXXXX I KNOW U WILL GET HORNY SOMETIMES LETS GET BODILY UNITE GET WET PLZ DO IMMEDIATE NO DOUBT LET GO TO HEAVEN ~~!!!!
... the conscious emotion:
personally i love nature, the beautiful bahama islands and blue water and the diving and the beautiful people ... already worth the ticket price. well, i was expected this is not a well-made movie enuff for drama/action yet i knew what i wanted from this movie and I AM HIGHLY SATISFIED! well this movie isn't too bad if u oscar-sticky potatoes/rice don't watch it. but if u wanted something more than the sexyness, plz do rent a porn movie and try it out urself in ur real world!!

Paul Walker: I am on my way to your house right now.

Oh Yeah Jessica Alba

by gogeta2091 Oct 1, 2005

I think that was the best moie I seen since 1 month ago Jessica Alba runnig around almost naked that was cool she is the finnest and most prrety girl that comes out in movis like this one

Josh: Best moie you've seen since a month ago? That's quite the compliment!

Jessica Alba

by omalleyman222 Oct 1, 2005

The movie Into The Blue is a great film because of the great actress Jessica Alba. Jessica Alba just made this movie an all time great film. Jessica Alba is one of the hottest actresses you will ever see. Jessica Alba is not only hot but a great actresses. Now Jessica Alba is really hot but not as hot as my friend.

Josh: You didn't even mention the film's main actress! You know, what's-her-name.

Cool!

by blacklabel_44 Oct 1, 2005

Jessica Alba almost got bitten by an actual shark . . . it was kind of sexy! lol

Josh: There are probably websites that cater to people like yourself.

I DON'T get it????

by meatlsmurder Oct 2, 2005

I DON'T get why people don't like the movie... Paul Walker and Jessica Alba did a great job in this movie and they both look great, the story was good, the acting was good, the place it was filmed at was good... What is there not to like?????? The ONLYYYYYY reason why I think that some people and these ""Great"" Critics didn't like it is that they are Jealous!! They are JUST some fat, lazy people sitting there knowing they will NEVER, Ever look so good and they just want to put people and their work down!! You Negative ***** go get a life and when you look that good and act that good then talk ****! Peaceee!!

Josh: I think you've discovered the secret of all movie reviews ever written!

GO SEE INTO THE BLUE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by cheerx3jill Oct 1, 2005

INTO THE BLUE WAS THE BEST MOVIE EVER!! SCREW U IF U HATE IT THERE IS SUMTHING RONG WITH YOU !! SEAROUSLY GO SEE IS BEST MOVIE IVE EVER SCEEN !! I LOVE IT

Josh: Your argument is strangely compelling, but ultimately terrible.

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