Yahoo User Movie Reviews: King Kong

Film Synopsis:
King Kong was a great movie back in like, 1840, but it looks super-fake now. That's where Peter Jackson comes in, spicing up the movie with all kinds of sweet special effects and an extra 82 minutes of important things. Yahoo users: what does this film mean to modern America?

King kong is

by justinroslaes Dec 14, 2005
3 of 23 people found this review helpful

the worst moiove ever ui hate this moive and it looks fake and the story dosent make sences you7 kown he is fighting a dinsore and then falls in love with a human girl i dont like it

Josh: When will filmmakers learn to resist the temptation to put dinsores in their movies?

I am offended.

by khanqueror5 Dec 16, 2005
4 of 9 people found this review helpful

I left the teather immedatly as I saw a love seen. What did I do to desever this punishment? I feel most unclean after viewing this dung heap. This is not for Childern of all ages! (Caucasain white 7-36 year old women.) This whole inner racial sex crazes has gone alittle too far , (dont ya think Pete?) to the point where white women have to get their meat walltes filled with acctual monkey members to subdue their natural behavoir of getting of every different culture of people to blow cummwads off inside them. I urge everyone in the Hollywood fashable fascest to promtly take their own life the most painful way they can think. Because this has gone too far.

Josh: This movie would've been better if King Kong danced and cleaned the house.

please!!! save yourself!!!!

by collidedview Dec 14, 2005
3 of 14 people found this review helpful

Lets be serious Peter Jackson, when you finished with Lord of the Rings you didn't know what to do did you? And then it goes something like this, you say," Hey, what movie can I do now? How bout king kong? Let's make it a trilogy too!" "But sir it's not supposed to be a trilogy" "Oh, no *****? I already have like 3+ hours of footage. Meh, we'll just make it one movie and see if people will actaully sit through the whole thing!"

IMDB: Peter Jackson originally wanted to make this film immediately after The Frighteners (1996).

Josh: lol

Don't kill me let me explain

by daunknown2005 Dec 14, 2005
2 of 11 people found this review helpful

I never saw this movie, yet! But Peter Jackson's movie WILL GET AN OSCAR OR EMMY OR WHATEVER! for crying out loud, It's a peter jackson movie! But I've been hearing alot about Narnia Too! That's the only that can top kong. Watch out kong!! But some of those awards shows do be picking over rated actors, who sucks, like expired milk sucks. Award shows sucks!!!

Josh: I wanted to kill you less before you explained.

BORING FAKE DUMB STORY

by mark_fourteen Dec 16, 2005

dinosaur fighting giant ape... yeah right... boring and dumb

Josh: God, no it wasn't fake. That really happened, idiot.

King Kong Sucked

by primewhitemeat Dec 16, 2005
1 of 2 people found this review helpful

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Josh: WAIT DID U HATE THIS MOVIE OR WAT

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