Yahoo User Movie Reviews: Mission Impossible III

Film Synopsis:
Unfortunately for Mission Impossible fans, the third entry in the series has the misfortune of coming out after Tom Cruise went insane with scientology, thereby making all of his movies terrible by default. Yahoo users explain:

Xenu is a farce, so is CRUISE.

by royrobbins@sbcglobal.net May 6, 2006

Scientology has sucked millions dry for years. Cruise and his pack of actor pals who subscribe to this nonsense are idiots. Scientology is a MAN MADE religion, a way to bilk people out of money. L. Ron Hubbard was a science fiction writer for God's sake! PEOPLE, wake up!

Mission Impossible III head writer: Damn it, we should have stuck with the Mission Impossible storyline instead of making a documentary about Tom Cruise and scientology!

Theologist: I can confirm that no other religion is man-made.

Don't ***** with South Park....

by jedi6953 May 7, 2006
1 of 1 people found this review helpful

I think people should not go and see this film because Tom Cruise is a a$$ hole that used his power and influence to silence the South Park creators.

Josh: Bring South Park back! TV has never recovered ever since the show got taken off the air forever.

How do you spell Y-A-W-N?

by donnovanreese May 5, 2006
25 of 67 people found this review helpful

Josh: What the hell does that even mean?

Nocturnal E Mission 3

by moved_to_canada May 5, 2006
11 of 17 people found this review helpful

How could anyone think that a psychotic cultist with a love affair with the camera could ever make a decent and meaningful cinematic experience for the audience.

Josh: Unbalanced people are just not good actors, period. Just look at Marlon Brando.

Tom Cruise and his nightmare!!

by brighton_stephen May 5, 2006
7 of 11 people found this review helpful

I liked Tom Cruise in Mission: Impossible 2, but movie # 3? Give me a break, Tom. Is your brain Jewish? I didn't think so.

Jewish Man's Brain: THE MIGHTY SECOND SEQUEL! I CANNOT RESIST ITS CHARMS!

worst movie

by tedi_tadesse May 6, 2006

worst movie i ever seen, actors know that this kind of movie of know use.

Josh: This has been tedi_tadesse with Hollywood Insider Minute™!

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