Yahoo User Movie Reviews: The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe

Film Synopsis:
Oh boy. Here we have a film that's a movie version of a book, meant for children, filled with Christian imagery. We asked Yahoo users, "What could go wrong?" They responded as follows.

honest review

by wdr_land Dec 10, 2005
1 of 24 people found this review helpful

ok perhaps this is a good movie. but i've found myself wathcing my watch in theater. just want to warn those who wants bring their kids for it:
1. violance
2. moral degraded

how come? let's see the following:
1. base on the ending, it is similair to let ur kids to think of this>> "forget my mom n dad i am in enchanted world being a king, i dun care my mom n dad got kills in war, cauz i love it here". >>>matched the ending.
2. the encouragement for the 4 kids is to "fight" in bloody war to save the world without skills? jesus christ agreed it? hey, i dun like LEWIS story! >>>matched the violance

ok, if u goin to rate it A+ or apposed my review. it means "you are goin to apposed what i've just said. DO IT AND THINK BEFORE U "PRAY".

Josh: *standing ovation*

PLEASE READ THIS IF YOU MUST SEE THIS MOVIE

by lostlovela Dec 10, 2005
2 of 16 people found this review helpful

They did a great job of b ringing this book to life on screen. But it is truly offensive and missguided. treating kind loving creatures as mindless evil creatures. If you know anything when you see this movie try to exempt wolves from it. Wolves are kind and loving creatures that have the strongest family bonds unlike any other. In fact they rarely ever fight with each other...I can understand if you'd like to see this movie but if you do I suggest you go to:

w w w. w o l f p h o t o g r a p h y .c o m

click some of the pictures and read what the photographer, who knows the wolves presonally has to say.

OR look up some reasonable facts before you go out spreading wolf hate through the country, and this beautiful, loving creatures are lost forever.

Ghost of C.S. Lewis: DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! SPREAD THE WOLF HATE! KILL THE WOLVES!

about the movie

by pin_sniper32093@sbcglobal.net Dec 9, 2005

I think that harry potter is better.I say this because thier have ben 4 harry potter movies already , compared to ur one movie.

Josh: Yeah, Chronicles of Narnia. I guess you should've thought of that before you only came out with one movie.

PLEASE, PLEASE READ THE BOOK.

by gurllucky7 Dec 11, 2005
1 of 1 people found this review helpful

AS YOU CAN READ I DIDNT READ THE BOOK AND WAS CONFUSED LIKE HELL. IT WAS CRAZY AND WIERD TO ME. TALKING ANIMALS, GIANTS, HALF HORSE MEN. HMMMM.

Josh: It's true -- if you read the book first, the talking animals become English dignitaries, and the giants are the Parliament quarters where they have spirited discussions over new highway taxes. Also, the half-horse men become giant anuses.

a bomb

by joelflute Dec 9, 2005
1 of 29 people found this review helpful

I have happened to see the movie I'm a reporer it sucks, it truly is horrible. I really expected more. I mean the director had a wonderful series to work with, and he put itm down the tube.

Josh: Is this the advance copy of the news article you are going to write?

The Best Movie I've Seen This Year

by sniperwolf00000 Dec 9, 2005
3 of 5 people found this review helpful

"...totally memorable and totally amazing..."
If you loved being a child you will love this movie, great for kids and adults. This isn't black magic or being possesed by some ring, it is "Your Wildest Dreams" come true. Coming into a new world where you are the artist.

Josh: Sometimes, in "Our Race to Say Things" that sound like what goes on the front of a DVD box, what we say doesn't make any sense at all.

Love'd it!

by luvsonel2 Dec 9, 2005
2 of 2 people found this review helpful

Stunning.... 50 year old male... i totaly dug it! exceptional.. well done... at the end... i was over joy'd wish's i had a baby to toss into the air

Josh: Oh man, when I saw Harry Potter 4, I threw like five babies in the air.

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