Letters: August 6, 2006

Our whopping 200th letters edition is celebrated quietly with only a few letters, but I'm confident that had I put more promotion on the main page, there would've been over 60. Yeah, that's the ticket.


I was curious as to whether someone can e-mail me copies of all of nostradomous' predictions. I would really like to read them. Hopefully they are already translated, because I cant read french, latin, or greek. thankyou - sharon

Josh: I will be emailing them to you in several different Asian languages. Hope that helps!

Double sigh.

I read your article in the Enduring vision and would like to contact this Ronald Shoemaker Attorney, I too have been a big drinker of Gatorade and have recently been diagnosed with kidney failure, Please provide me with any information and about this attorney you may have Thank you - Russ Reeves

Josh: Ronald says he would help you, but that he's unsure of how water, sugar syrup, and a little salt and natural flavors can cause kidney failure, unless your job is to drink Gatorade all the damn day.

Perhaps one day...

I think you should bring back the nonsensical letter award. I SCRAP YR WEB HA HA! - katie

Josh: Maybe someday, but for now getting that worked up over bad letters just makes my blood pressure go too high. Maybe I've been drinking too much Gatorade. LAWSUIT, LET'S GO RUSS REEVES!

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