Letters: December 8, 2009
Can we really insert graphic pornography into our letters section? Read on and discover the answer to the question everyone is talking about!
A Gay Correction.
adam lambert didnt win american idol kris did - matthew
Josh: It's true: the article did originally state that Adam Lambert won American Idol. We regret the error, and are ashamed that the entire world now knows that we don't watch American Idol.
This was a nice nostalgic piece from the Dark Ages. Unfortunately, I now realize that I misheard Bush when he promised to get bin Laden. When he said he was going to "smoke him out", and I thought he said he was going to "out smoke him". I pitched in to help, but now I finally figured out I just had a blown speaker. Did we ever get that guy? - kilroy
Josh: I personally am highly disappointed that President Obama has not issued any official Terrorist Hunting Permits. I know of at least seven, but I want to be sure I have permission to kill them from the government I don't care about.
Fuck you guys! - Count Chocula
Josh: What the hell? FUCK YOU.
Marijuana: Get Ready For Murder.
This is the most biased thing i've ever seen. whoever wrote this is a joke. - Cooly Mcawesome
Josh: Facts can't be biased, Cooly. You'd know that if you weren't so obviously stoned out of your mind.
Nobody Really Loves 'Twilight', Do They?
i love twilight!! great story!!! - cody kunde
Josh: Which part do you love about it? (Hint: this is a trick question.)
Finally, Mop's Approval.
ha I get it. you guys are all right - mop
Josh: The mere fact that you said that shows how much you don't get it.
A Strong Case For Not Publishing Some Letters.
look bitch u talked a whole lot of shit wait til u suck my dick - hood nigga
Josh: It honestly boggles my mind that someone out there took the time -- even if it was a few seconds -- to write and submit this comment. Is it serious? Did someone really think this? Or is it a joke -- one of the worst jokes ever conceived? No one knows.
Good To Know...?
Sorry, Adam Lambert is NOT my son! - Ghost of Marvin Gay
Josh: This, on the other hand, is most likely a joke, although it would be much more interesting as an actual comment from Marvin Gay's ghost. As it is, I can only put my head in my hands, and wonder about the internet, "What's going on? What's going on?"