The Enduring Vision is an award-winning satirical webpage designed purely for the purpose of humor -- more specifically, for making fun of the world around us. We may use real names and places, and at times, even real events, but rest assured that for the most part, anything mentioned on here did not really happen. And if you needed to read this message to figure that out, please leave now. We don't want your kind here.

Therefore, it sort of goes without saying that any and all stories -- unless marked as an editorial -- are all in good fun, and not to be taken seriously by any means. If you are offended by a few obscenities, leave now. If you can't handle some teasing of politicians, religion, and world leaders, go away. And if you'd like to stay, please have fun, and be an active reader -- send us letters, vote in the polls, even send in some of your own stories. If they're good, we'll post them.

If, after reading this little homily, you still have any questions or concerns, you can email any of our staff members by clicking on the links below. If you want to make sure your letter is not mentioned in the Letters From The Readers Section, be sure to say so in your email (if you do want to send a letter there, visit our contact page).

So, thanks for visiting, and we hope you enjoy reading the site as much as we enjoy producing it.

                                                                                    Affectionately,
                                                                                    The Enduring Vision Staff

Staff Member	Job Description	Email Address
Josh Righter	Master Of Rutabaga	jconform00@hotmail.com
Scott Borchert	Wizard Of Things	sborchert@aol.com
Scott Wagner	Lord Of The Dance	swagner1@nd.edu
Jake Novak	King Of Aces	novakjake@hotmail.com
Michael Less	Supervisor Of Salts	itsasecret@notgiven.com
Anna Curtis	Queen Of The Female Staffers	a_curtis00@hotmail.com