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Awards Given To The Enduring Vision
There are some who contest that The Enduring Vision is not worthy of any awards, or any of the sweet diamonds, women, and expensive drugs that go along with them. These people claim that we bought our way into some ceremonies, or used extortion in others, or even used nasty things like "murder". To these people, we say, "Yes, that might be true. But didn't you see that new boat we bought you?" It's at times like these that even the most ardent naysayers can sit back and realize, "Hey, that's right. I did get a new boat. Now I can see what others have known all along: The Enduring Vision is an award-winning publication." And really, at the end of the day, that's all that matters.

From Humorfeed:


Awarded for:
"Ford To Market Car Bomb Models In Iraq"

From The Satire Awards:

Awarded for:
"Greenspan Strongly Recommends No One Fuck With Him"

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The Enduring Vision

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"Reagan's Body Narrowly Survives Assassination Attempt"

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"Triple Hurricanes Threaten Entire Florida Comb-Over Industry"

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"Paris Hilton's Father Enters Porno Market With Tape Of His Own"

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"Olson Twins Turn 18, Are Assaulted By 19 Million Geeks And Perverts Simultaneously"

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"Feminists Clamor For Non-Segregated Bathrooms"

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The Enduring Vision
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"Lawsuit Filed After Jackson's 'Lewd Stunt' Causes Murder, Suicide, Uncontrollable Fornication" 		Awarded for:
"Cheney Dismisses Clinton's Heart Surgery; Calls Former President 'Light Weight'" 		Awarded for:
"France Supports U.S. War, Pleads For Repeal Of 'Freedom Fries'"
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"Accused Murderer Justifies Killings By Eating Subway Prior To Crime" 

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"Kerry Win Could Mean Increase In Terror Attacks, Rapes, Puppy Murders, Says Cheney"

Awarded for:
"Man Erroneously Believes Pet's Death Is April Fool's Joke"

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