Goth Gary

Pictured: Goth Gary

The great thing about Goth Gary is that you know what you're getting from him just by reading his name. He's a goth who talks about being named Gary. Actually, that second part isn't true at all, but the first one definitely works. In any case, Goth Gary has been dishing out advice for years to those of us who prefer to walk the darker, scarier, make-upier side of life.

Go on, read an article below. Haven't you always wanted to be a goth?

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