Randall Moore

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Randall Moore wants you to know one thing: guns don't kill people, Randall does -- if they try to say that guns kill people. Admittedly, that would mean that guns were at least indirectly responsible for someone dying, but don't tell Randall that. He'll shoot you.

The point is, if you like guns (and really, who doesn't?), you should read one of Randall's pieces below. Just don't get shot by one.

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