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The Enduring Vision's staff risks life and limb to bring you satire.

The Enduring Vision is an award-winning satirical webpage. It has been around in some form or another since the dawn of man; early forms of the site's logo and layout have been discovered in caves where human ancestors were known to live. This makes The Enduring Vision the original news satire publication, even though now there are about 100 million others (that scientists know of).

Frequently Asked Questions:

Who Writes This Crap?
The Enduring Vision is primarily written by Josh Righter, Scott Borchert, and Scott Wagner. Other "sometimers" have come and gone over the years, but only Josh and the two Scotts know the secret to immortality.

What's This "Award-Winning" Stuff?
Below are some awards and accolades for our site. Click on them for more information.

1st Place: Humorfeed 2007 Satire News Awards One of the top 10 best websites for fake news - makeusof.com Valid XHTML 1.0 Transitional Valid CSS!

Is This Real?
If you have never seen or read the word "satire" before, all you need to know is that although we may use real names, places, events, and pictures, the things you read about here did not really happen. And if you needed to read this message to figure that out, watch out. You are in grave danger.

I Still Need Help!
Not a question. Also, please contact us. We will take you to the hospital.

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