A former Terminator, Robert0936475 gave up his life of violence in order to write articles for a series of newspapers, including his famous New York Times expose (co-written with Seymour Hirsh) on the state of robots in politics. He contributes to The Enduring Vision during spare clock cycles.
Don't worry: his articles below have already been translated out of ones and zeros (more than once).
U.S.
Conservationists Fear Dwindling Park Space Reduces Places Kids Can Safely Get High (07/13/10)
U.S.
Area Man's Use Of Pay Phone Angers, Confuses Coworkers (07/11/10)
Sports
LeBron James Announces Plan To Follow In Jordan's Footsteps, Play For Birmingham Barons Minor League Squad (07/08/10)
Politics
Anti-Incumbent Sentiment In Washington Kills Senator Robert Byrd (06/28/10)
Video
The Enduring Vision: A Documentary In Two Parts (06/21/10)
Letters
Your Letters Answered (06/17/10)
World
U.S. Identifies Vast Deposits Of Unobtainium In Afghanistan (06/16/10)
U.S.
BP Points Out That Oil Spill Could Give Rise To Toxic Avenger Style Superhero (06/14/10)
Health
Area Man Definitely Counting That Walk To The Mailbox As Today's Exercise (06/10/10)
