A former Terminator, Robert0936475 gave up his life of violence in order to write articles for a series of newspapers, including his famous New York Times expose (co-written with Seymour Hirsh) on the state of robots in politics. He contributes to The Enduring Vision during spare clock cycles.
Don't worry: his articles below have already been translated out of ones and zeros (more than once).
Science
Paleontologists Make Rare Discovery That Will Finally Get Them Laid (03/08/10)
Politics
MPAA Assigns Obama PG-13 Rating For Adult Themes, Smoking (03/04/10)
Letters
Your Letters Answered (03/03/10)
Science
Whale Trainer's Death Reveals Hidden Dangers Of Anthropomorphizing Carnivorous Predators (03/01/10)
Business
Emotionar Toyota CEO Make Prea To Rawmakers, Predge To Improve Vehicres (02/28/10)
Politics
Democrats, Republicans Draft Bipartisan Legislation Requiring Both Parties to Disagree on Everything, Always (02/25/10)
Politics
God Once Again Fails To Kill Dick Cheney (02/23/10)
Editorial
Black History Month Seems Pretty White To Me (02/22/10)
U.S.
Man Discovers That His Best Talent Is Masturbating (02/16/10)
Politics
Bill Clinton Hospitalized For Erection Lasting More Than Sixteen Years (02/12/10)
Business
Just For Men To Market 'Touch Of Gay' Hair Product (02/09/10)
