The Best Of Spam: I REPORT YOU!

From: [address hidden for privacy]
Date: Thursday, January 22, 2004 10:13 PM
To: jconform00@hotmail.com
Subject: why me?

You say in the www. that i'm a terrorist!!!

No way out for you. I REPORT YOU !

You've said THAT about me

Analysis: Attached to this message was a virus, presumably intended to punish us for accusing this person of being a terrorist "in the www". We forced ourselves to download the virus, because we deserve our punishment. There is truly no way out for us.

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