The Best Of Spam: Getting Loney?

From: Datetonightfddvuv@oupyiptmfya.lookingforthehotestone.com
Date: Thursday, April 08, 2004 1:30 AM
To: simer99@hotmail.com
Subject: Singles Dating Program

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Message : eacpqqjmg

we're not. it's all too bulky to stop. that's the first certainty." we're not. it's all too bulky to stop. that's the first certainty."

Analysis: We're not very "Loney", so we don't need a singles-dating program, but the last part of this spam really spoke to us in a profound way; "It's all too bulky to stop" is obviously a commentary on the Iraq situation spinning out of control, and maybe even the current geopolitical situation as a whole. These guys are getting smarter!

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