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Date: Friday, March 26, 2004 11:28 AM
To: Jconform
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The world belongs to the Enthusiast who keeps cool.
One of the stupidest theories of Western life.
You'll never find a better sparring partner than adversity.
Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect.
No thoroughly occupied person was ever found really miserable.
Our failings sometimes bind us to one another as closely as could virtue itself.
The sky is not less blue because the blind man does not see it.
All men make mistakes, but only wise men learn from their mistakes.
Genius lasts longer than Beauty. That accounts for the fact that we all take such pains to over-educate ourselves.
Art is the final cunning of the human soul which would rather do anything than face the gods.
Though the people support the government the government should not support the people.
We all admire the wisdom of people who come to us for advice.
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