The Best Of Spam: I WILL LIKE TO MAKE THE PAYMENT

From: FRED WILLIAMS
Date: Wednesday, April 28, 2004 5:56 AM
To: williams_8008@hotmail.com
Subject: ORDER

DEAR SIR,

I WANT TO ORDER FOR PLAY STATION .I WILL LIKE TO MAKE THE PAYMENT BY CREDIT CARD AND THE FULL DETAILS AND THE SHIPPMENT TO NIGERIA THROUGH DHL/UPS . PLEASE I WILL LIKE YOU TO HELP OUT OF THIS.YOUR IMMEDIATE RESPONSE WILL BE HIGHLY APPRECIATED, AS I AWAIT YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.

THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.

YOUR FAITHFULY,

FRED WILLIAMS.

Analysis: We're not sure what this spam is actually trying to accomplish; it did not have any viruses attached to it, nor does it attempt to get us to click on a link to buy generic Viagra. We can't help but wonder what would've happened if we would've emailed this fellow back and told him that yes, we would sell him a Playstation. Most likely something involving a credit card number.

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