The Best Of Spam: Legally CANCEL your CREDIT CARD DEBT

From: Chris
Date: Tuesday, June 08, 2004 9:27 PM
To: jconform00@hotmail.com
Subject: LEGALLY CANCEL your CREDIT CARD DEBT

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-WITHOUT ever making another payment
-WITHOUT it affecting your credit
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This is NOT:
-Bankruptcy
-Consolidation
-Or refinancing of any kind

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Analysis: So what this spam is advertising, in effect, is a website that will somehow get rid of your credit card bills without you having to pay anybody anything, and without your credit rating dropping. Anyone believing this offer should have their genitalia removed so that they may no longer have any chance of breeding.

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