The Best Of Spam: please activate your activity

From: ADMINISTRATION
Date: Friday, March 19, 2004 9:00 PM
To: Jconform
Subject: Dear Customers!

Dear Customers!

In a few day we will remove our not active e-mail in our database. If you will save your e-mail account, please activate your activity.

If you have any questions, write here.

Sincerely,
MailAccountSetup service

Analysis: So this company of which we are apparently a customer wants us to "activate our activity" in their database, despite not mentioning what company they are and referring to us as "Jconform"? Sure, we'll click!

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