The Best Of Spam: The farside gives the Mirror

Date: Saturday, August 14, 2004 3:16 PM
To: none
Subject: The farside gives the Mirror

5 point out tested psquiatricamente, to know if a person you this lying

=============== Mcaffe Virus Scan ===============

Result gives the Analysis: Message and Added free he gives virus


Analysis: This is one of our most favorite spams. It's addressed to none, sure, and it even includes a fake virus scan, complete with a horribly garbled results analysis. Those things are great. But what really clinches it for us is the insertion of a completely fake word -- or, at the very least, a non-English word -- right in the middle, right out of the blue. "5 point out tested psquiatricamente." That kills us. In its own way, it's outright genius. We want you all to reflect right now on how privileged we are to live in such a literary age.

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