The Best Of Spam: Are you sane or not sane?

From: "secratery drippings"
Date: Thursday, September 16, 2004, 3:10 PM
To: >name withheld<
Subject: dpentrat blasts!!!

I found this and the cuuume is drpping out of the hooles like there's no tomorrow. Its creamy and dripping out of their holles. Its very easy, we prepare these gals, then pump up their hloes with our juices and then film it dripping out. Whats better? Are you sane or not sane? Find out in this little quiz
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Analysis: Are we sane or not sane? Apparently we can get the answer to that question through some sort of "drpping hooles" quiz, but we're assuming the sender of this email is placing the responsibility of actually finding the quiz in question on us, since there are no links in the message.

Thanks to the Rev. S. for this spam, and be sure to send us your own funny examples if you've got them!

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