Yahoo User Movie Reviews: Charlie And The Chocolate Factory

Film Synopsis:
A fun romp through a magical candy man's chocolate factory where not all is what it seems (i.e., Tim Burton has transformed Gene Wilder into Johnny Depp). He'd better watch out: Yahoo user reviewers don't seem to take kindly to remakes...

the three kids and his friend charlie the cat

by honey972000 Jul 15, 2005
7 of 89 people found this review helpful

the three kid is writing a story about his mom and dad. when mom hear the kids are writing mom come out then the kids go to the house of charlie the three kids saw charlie the cat and they became a nervios and charlie become a good cat.

Josh: This movie must be one hell of a remake.

Hide the cancer patients: Depp is next Wacko Jacko

by fatboyzcansing Jul 15, 2005
16 of 50 people found this review helpful

Johnny Depp scared me in this movie. I wanted to scream. He reminds me of Michael Jackson. I would hate to see what happen behind the scenes in his bed room! Finding Neverland must have been about Depp's ranch in California, that he will buy from Michael Jackson. Hey, Depp and Jackson, you have to grow up and realize that childish fantasies are for insane people.

Josh: HAY YOUR RIGHT JOHNNY DEPP SORTA LOOKS LIME MCIAHEL JACKSON IN DIS MOVIE OMG DO YOU THINK HE LOVES KIDS HAHAHA

NOT THE ORGANIAL. IT SUCKS!

by x5star5x Jul 15, 2005
4 of 9 people found this review helpful

first jonny dep is so stuip looking in this moive and its noghing like the organial.

Tim Burton: God damnit, I knew we should've made this exactly like the organial!

SICK TRASH THAT BELONGS IN THE TRASH

by nealave2000 Jul 16, 2005
2 of 3 people found this review helpful

It will never be ok in any context for an adult man to invite a young boy to come and live alone with him.

Tim Burton: God damnit, I knew we shouldn't have made this about Willy Wonka inviting a young boy to live alone with him!

+++++++ <<<<<< WTF??? >>>>>> +++++++++++

by digger_the_dermatophyte Jul 16, 2005
2 of 3 people found this review helpful

Why on earth would anybody cast Depp for this movie? Every movie Depp has been in has been a complete failure.

Josh: Keep your expert box office analysis out of this!

dont waste your time.

by bbirk01 Jul 16, 2005

This movie fell short of the expectation. I mean they even made hostess cupcakes promoting this movie!

Josh: Wait, you mean the promotional cupcakes did not actually guarantee a good movie? YOU ARE A LIAR.

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