Yahoo User Movie Reviews: Sin City

Film Synopsis:
This film noir contains mystery and romance, but also things like a yellow mutant pedophile. We'll be honest: Yahoo users typically react badly to stuff like this.

It's a sin to forget the wallpaper

by lajollacindy Apr 1, 2005
3 of 17 people found this review helpful

This movie is just a sin. Sinful in every way. bad acting, too much nudity (sinful), too much sex talk (sinful), to much just general sin stuff.

Josh: Wait a second, Sin City has sin in it? THIS BLATANT FALSE ADVERTISING CANNOT STAND!

BIG F what is this Matrix stole big F

by yasminamartens Apr 1, 2005
4 of 44 people found this review helpful

i love matrix with keanu revees but this movie, what is this trying to take the same story has matrix o lordy Tarantino wow you suck with this movie pple dont go to see this movie i can not believe it. Dont go to see this movie you will pay to much for it

Josh: Speaking of stealing ideas from the Matrix, have you heard of this movie "Apocalypse Now"? It's practically plagiarism.

Hey ladies, dont let your man see this movie!!

by xxxsweetnbeautifulbabexxx Apr 1, 2005
5 of 29 people found this review helpful

This is for all the girls who have boyfriends and don't want them to look at other women...DONT LET YOUR MAN SEE THIS! I know my man does because hey, there are really pretty girls in this movie and if you take ur man to see this, all he's gonna do is say "Damn take it off girl!"

Josh: Attention men: smack that bitch in the face, go to the movie, and expect four different pies waiting for you when you get home. Then have sex with Jessica Alba.

Not very good. . . .

by soontobefamouswriter Apr 1, 2005
2 of 6 people found this review helpful

Black and white TVs went out in the 60s, so why watch this crappy movie in black and white? Only for the pimple-faced comic book crowd. Don't bother.

Josh: In this review, we learn that once something becomes old, there is never any reason to return to it ever again.

Not good

by ProducerTom Apr 1, 2005
2 of 4 people found this review helpful

If you like this movie...you are just trying to be cool.

Frank Miller: Wait...ProducerTom said that?! But he's the coolest!

THIS MOVIE GETS A BIG F !!!! DON'T WASTE MONEY

by sweetladylookingforsoulmate Apr 1, 2005
2 of 11 people found this review helpful

THIS MOVIE GETS A BIG F. DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY TO GO SEE THIS TRASH. SO, WHAT IT IS A COMIC BOOK MADE MOVIE. BIG DEAL. THE USUAL, BLOODY GORE, VIOLENCE, AND SLEAZY LOOKING WOMEN WITH THEIR FAKE BOOBS, DRESSED LIKE PORN STARS. I GUESS THAT IS THE ONLY WAY THEY FELT THEY WOULD GET PEOPLE TO GO SEE THIS TRASH IS TO PUT SOME SO SO LEVEL ACTORS AND SLEAZY ACTRESSES IN THIS MOVIE. I WILL SAY BRUCE WILLIS IS AN A-B RATED ACTOR, AND SOME OF THE OTHER GUYS ARE OKAY. BUT, PLEASE B. MURPHY, SHE'S NOT EVEN ATTRACTIVE, JESSICA ALBA (REMEMBER HONEY WAS A BOMB), AND SOME OF THE OTHERS LOOK LIKE TYPICAL DOCTOR MADE, FAKE BREASTED TRAMPS. WHERE IS THE RESPECT IN MOVIES, TELEVISION AND IN THIS WORLD? DO WOMEN ALWAYS HAVE TO BE EXPLOITED AS FAKE AND EASY SUCH AS THESE WOMEN? THEY SHOULD HAVE FOUND SOME BETTER ACTORS/ACTRESSES OVER ALL, AND TONED DOWN THE EXTREME VIOLENCE, BLOOD AND GORE. BUT, I GUESS THIS IS BASED ON A MATURE TYPE COMIC BOOK THAT MEN LIKE TO SEE... SO, WHAT OTHER WAY WOULD THEY GET ALL OF THE GUYS IN TO SEE IT? JUST ADD THE FAKE PORN STAR TYPES. MEN, IT'S TIME THAT YOU REALIZE THAT THIS WORLD IS NOT ALL ABOUT FAKE BOOBS (WHICH NO ONE CAN SEEM TO GET AWAY FROM), AND FAKE WOMEN. WOMEN SOULD BE REAL AND NATURAL, THIS FAKE STUFF HAS TO GO OUT THE DOOR SOON, I AM TIRED OF SEEING ALL OF THESE TRASHY TYPES ALL OF THE PLACE. AND TO THINK THAT THEY ARE PROUD TO SHOW OFF THEIR FAKE SELF IMAGES, WHAT A JOKE? WHY DON'T THEY ALL SHOW WHO THEY REALLY ARE, BE NATURAL AND BE REAL WOMEN. IF YOU GUYS WANT TO SEE REAL PICTURES OF HOW MOST CELEBRITY WOMEN LOOK WITHOUT ALL OF THE CLOWN MAKE UP, HAIR EXTENSIONS, AND PLASTIC SURGERY/FAKE BODIES, SURF THE NET AND YOU WILL SEE SOME DISTURBING PICTURES OF HOW THESE WOMEN REALLY LOOK ON A NORMAL DAY. NONE OF THEM LOOK LIKE THEY LOOKED IN THIS MOVIE FOR SURE AND MOST OF THEM ARE NOT EVEN WORTH LOOKING AT ON A REGULAR DAY. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, GO CHECK FOR YOURSELF AND SURF THE NET. WELL, ENOUGH SAID, DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY SEEING THIS PATHETIC ATTEMPT AT A MOVIE. IT'S IS NOTHING OUTSTANDING AND I AM SURE IT WOULD NEVER BE NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR. GOOD DAY TO ALL!

Josh: Now, I don't claim to be an expert on fake breasts (as you obviously are), but I have a hard time believing that every female who appears in this movie got a boob job. A very hard time indeed. GET IT, I'M A MAN AND I LOVE SLEAZY WOMEN!

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