Yahoo User Movie Reviews: The Hills Have Eyes
Film Synopsis:
Uh oh! It's time for another horror movie on Yahoo User Movie Reviews. This time, it's a remake of an old flick about a family of inbred mutants who want to kill you (no, not Texas Chainsaw Massacre). We fully expect the usual Yahoo reaction to this frightful film: outrage, confusion, and grave predictions about America's future.
People actually look like that!
by lilholly25 Mar 10, 2006
1 of 7 people found this review helpful
Okay the movie would be good IF it didn't make fun of ACTUAL PEOPLE! HELLO! Sad as it may be, some people have birth effects! It's not their fault, and the can't help it! They made deformbed people look like monsters! i was sick, because i KNOW a live person who is deformed. They CRIED, because they now think they are a gut-eating monster! And rape? EWW! no one wants to see it!
WHY CAN PEOPLE JUST EXCEPT EACHOTHER?
ONE WORD CAN SAVE US ALL: LOVE
ONE WORD CAN HURT US ALL: HATE
ONE WORD CAN LIE TO US ALL: FEAR
Why is america like this?
Josh: Your deformed friend has it easy -- I'm a white guy. Think of all the movies that make fun of me! Hannibal? I'm not a cannibal, for God's sake!
worst movie ever.
by Deano158 Mar 10, 2006
Bring your girlfriend to this one if you never get any action...she'll be all over you.
Josh: Kids, I want to speak seriously for a second: if your girlfriend is turned on by violent scenes of mutilation, cannibalism, and rape, it's time to move on.
poop head
by smmsrunner Mar 12, 2006
it was the worst moviei never saw yes i didnt not like that movie when i saw it
Josh: You...didn't see the movie, but when you saw it, it was the worst movie you liked?
do not support this movie!
by whispertome_whenyousmile Mar 10, 2006
1 of 4 people found this review helpful
If you have any respect for human life DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE.
Josh: At this time, I'd like to remind everyone that movies, unless labeled as a documentary, generally are fictional. Those actors and actresses may look pretty banged up, but they're okay, and worth lots of money! Thank you!
XXXXXX~DONT WASTE YOUR TIME OR MONEY~XXXXXXX
by danceroo_4_u Mar 11, 2006
it was so bad we couldnt eat our candy and pickles during the movie!!!!!!!!!
Josh: So, is that like a Midwestern thing?
Typical Hollywood
by caseyr19 Mar 11, 2006
Typical of Hollywood to let the audience know about the jewish, liberal, democrat and have him survive and make sure the republican dies first.
Josh: ...probably reading too much into the movie.
Inaudibly perverse, don't subject yourself
by missyblueeye2000 Mar 11, 2006
1 of 2 people found this review helpful
Josh: It's a shame this person bothered to write a review, because clearly the subject line alone says it all.
