Yahoo User Movie Reviews: The Longest Yard

Film Synopsis:
Adam Sandler has played a wacky golfer, so why not a wacky football star? In this remake of a Burt Reynolds film, Sandler has to go to prison, then forms a football team there to make those pesky guards look bad. Things look good for the Yahoo user jury...

i loved this movie!

by tristahaynes@sbcglobal.net May 27, 2005

oh my god!dis movie was off da chain for real! i loved it because nelly was in it and nelly is freakin fine! i love nelly. i also liked adam sandler in dis movie he had a great roll in "the longest yard".

p.s i would really
like to meet nelly soon!

your big fan, tesla
i live in sikeston, mo

Nelly: All right, I'm coming!

good

by vig_bob May 28, 2005

this was good because of chris rock he rock yea burt is old god go pisorns not gruds rock go home chris

Josh: What.

Insulting to correctional officers everywhere

by systech4538 May 28, 2005

As a correctional officer in Texas, I found this movie insulting. The prinson is horribly unrealistic. The Prisoners roaming free in the yard, the people just casually let out of max security, the unprovoked uses of force. These do not happen in Texas prisons. And by the way if this is supposed tobe a Fed prison why do they where the Texas flag on the shoulder. Even stae prinson have the US Flag on the uniform

Josh: Disgusting. Didn't they realize that having accurate prison uniforms would've made the movie a lot funnier?

the best

by danbev11 May 27, 2005

i love adum sadlar he is just so funny and whith him and crich rock that makes a hek of a good movyand im looking folwod to seeing the movy my self and having a good time. i rate the movy from the way it makes me feall and it myd me feall like just geting out ther and seeing i strongley sagest seeing this movy only if you whant to larth.

Josh: I'm sure Crich is happy that his movys are making people larth so much.

THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!

by johndagolfplaya May 28, 2005

I PROMISE YOU THAT YOU WONT REGRET WHEN U WATCH THIS MOVIE!!! ITS THAT GOOD!!! DONT EVER LISTEN TO THE CRITICS BECAUSE ALL THEY DO IS TELL LIE!!!

Roger Ebert: Nonsense, my boy! Now, stick that fork into the electrical outlet there. You'll get a shiny gold ring!

best movie snice radio

by reddinsmdm May 27, 2005
1 of 2 people found this review helpful

this is the number one movie you should go see this because this one expiring movie and this will make you think twice.

Josh: Think twice about...expiring?

A Must See For Football Fans!

by homesrfan May 27, 2005
1 of 2 people found this review helpful

It was very, very funny and Sandler was great! I recommened this movie to all of you. Now this is what humor in the 21 century is suppose to look like. ;)

Josh: This movie had flying cars?!

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