Yahoo User Movie Reviews: The Omen

Film Synopsis:
A remake of a horror movie? Sounds crazy, but that's what we have here, as Liev Schreiber tries to convince us that he's cooler than Gregory Peck. Watch out for this one: it deals with religious topics, which activates the "Extra Crazy" setting on most Yahoo users' brains.

All you people that gave it an A+ can go to hell

by moneic1432 Jun 6, 2006
2 of 4 people found this review helpful

wtf is wrong with you people that gave it an A+!? I mean, I'm a black girl and I would rather see 'The Evil Dead'!

Josh: Yeah! ...wait, what?

WTF 666??

by gioeverytme21@sbcglobal.net Jun 6, 2006

WATS UP WITH PPL THESE DAYZ MAKING THESE KIND OF MOVIES

Studio Executive 1: OMG GUYZ WATS UP WITH US
Studio Executive 2: OMG IDK Y WE R MAKING DEEZ MOVIES
Studio Executive 3: NO WAI

Save your 50 bucks and go to dinner instead

by stinkypetelv Jun 7, 2006

Josh: Without even getting to your actual review, I have to ask: are you sure you're going to the movies, and not buying something that actually costs $50?

Hollywood "yes men" giving more rehashed crap.

by jazzysushi2k Jun 9, 2006

Stop it!! I want to go to the theaters again like I used to 5 years ago. All I ask is to give me an original movie and story.....for once!!!

Josh: Damn you Cars, A Prarie Home Companion, The Break-Up, Over The Hedge...why must you all be remakes?

Hollywood Yes Man: I am evil and will force jazzysushi to see these movies! The days of five years ago are over!

Useless movie

by melendez9470@sbcglobal.net Jun 10, 2006
1 of 2 people found this review helpful

What is so entertaining about Satan? Hollywood needs to get a grip. If anyone wants to know about the devil they should read the BIBLE.

Josh's girlfriend: Hey, let's go to the movies tonight.
Josh: What's so entertaining about SATAN? I have something much cooler. Let's read the Bible.
Josh's girlfriend: I'm leaving you.

Don't bother... Go see the ORIGINAL!!

by kino1969 Jun 6, 2006
1 of 3 people found this review helpful

Not only is it pointless to pay money to see this, but that's just the horror in itself. This RE-SHOT (yes, re-shot, as well as remade) movie just isn't even worth it.

Josh: All right, I can deal with a remake, but how the hell do they have the nerve to reshoot this too? Hollywood, if you're going to remake movies, at least use the original footage!

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