Who will stand up for the rights of the working man in an era where unions can't even get decent mob ties anymore? Pete Dunson fills that role with a passion so fierce that it tends to leave other people in the hospital -- with disability pay.
Before reading any of Pete's columns below, take heed: if you're offended by profanity, you...you know what, never mind.
- This Christmas, I'm Going To Give My Kids The Best Present Ever: Their Fucking Lives
- I Am Going To Give My Neighbor A Bailout From His Life
- Don't Disagree With Me On The Internet
- Where Is My Fucking Memorial You Shits
- Shove Your Christmas Cheer Up Your Shit Ass Fuck
- Don't Go Through The Drive-Thru If You're Going To Take All Fucking Day
- Spring Has Sprung, Assholes
- I Will Not Be Outdone On Valentine's Day By Jim From The Fucking Plant
- I Will Not Be Celebrating Halloween Any God Damned More
- The Fourth Of July Is Not About Fucking Fireworks
- I Am Not Dressing Up In A God Damned Bunny Suit
- My Computer Is Too God Damned Slow
- April Fool's Analysis
- I'm Not A Rage-aholic, Some Things Just Make Me Mad