Pete Dunson
Who will stand up for the rights of the working man in an era where unions can't even get decent mob ties anymore? Pete Dunson fills that role with a passion so fierce that it tends to leave other people in the hospital -- with disability pay.
Before reading any of Pete's columns below, take heed: if you're offended by profanity, you...you know what, never mind.
Featured Pieces:
- This Christmas, I'm Going To Give My Kids The Best Present Ever: Their Fucking Lives
- I Am Going To Give My Neighbor A Bailout From His Life
- Don't Disagree With Me On The Internet
- Where Is My Fucking Memorial You Shits
- Shove Your Christmas Cheer Up Your Shit Ass Fuck
- Don't Go Through The Drive-Thru If You're Going To Take All Fucking Day
- Spring Has Sprung, Assholes
- I Will Not Be Outdone On Valentine's Day By Jim From The Fucking Plant
- I Will Not Be Celebrating Halloween Any God Damned More
- The Fourth Of July Is Not About Fucking Fireworks
- I Am Not Dressing Up In A God Damned Bunny Suit
- My Computer Is Too God Damned Slow
- April Fool's Analysis
- I'm Not A Rage-aholic, Some Things Just Make Me Mad
