In this age of the internet and servers and stuff, giving someone a paper card is seen as a sign of faint disrespect at best, and a sign of pure hatred at worst. Nowadays, people express themselves using electronic (or "e") cards. If you don't, you're probably already dead on the inside.
We have a large selection of cards below for almost any occasion. Print them out and give someone a paper card for an extra-special moment!
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Letters
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Business
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Democrats, Republicans Draft Bipartisan Legislation Requiring Both Parties to Disagree on Everything, Always (02/25/10)
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God Once Again Fails To Kill Dick Cheney (02/23/10)
Editorial
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Man Discovers That His Best Talent Is Masturbating (02/16/10)
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Bill Clinton Hospitalized For Erection Lasting More Than Sixteen Years (02/12/10)
Business
Just For Men To Market 'Touch Of Gay' Hair Product (02/09/10)
