In this age of the internet and servers and stuff, giving someone a paper card is seen as a sign of faint disrespect at best, and a sign of pure hatred at worst. Nowadays, people express themselves using electronic (or "e") cards. If you don't, you're probably already dead on the inside.
We have a large selection of cards below for almost any occasion. Print them out and give someone a paper card for an extra-special moment!
U.S.
Conservationists Fear Dwindling Park Space Reduces Places Kids Can Safely Get High (07/13/10)
U.S.
Area Man's Use Of Pay Phone Angers, Confuses Coworkers (07/11/10)
Sports
LeBron James Announces Plan To Follow In Jordan's Footsteps, Play For Birmingham Barons Minor League Squad (07/08/10)
Politics
Anti-Incumbent Sentiment In Washington Kills Senator Robert Byrd (06/28/10)
Video
The Enduring Vision: A Documentary In Two Parts (06/21/10)
Letters
Your Letters Answered (06/17/10)
World
U.S. Identifies Vast Deposits Of Unobtainium In Afghanistan (06/16/10)
U.S.
BP Points Out That Oil Spill Could Give Rise To Toxic Avenger Style Superhero (06/14/10)
Health
Area Man Definitely Counting That Walk To The Mailbox As Today's Exercise (06/10/10)
