Yahoo User Movie Reviews: Elizabethtown
Orlando Bloom is a depressed shoe designer (nope, not making this up), and Kirsten Dunst is a perky stewardess. They'd never get romantically involved, right? We'll see! Read on, and you'll also see that romantic comedies and Yahoo reviews go together almost as well as Bloom and Dunst do (spoiler alert!).
BEST MOVIE CAMERON CROWE HAS DONE!!!!!!!!
by email@example.com Oct 15, 2005
1 of 1 people found this review helpful
THE BEST THING ABOUT THE MOVIE IS THAT NO MATTER WHAT TYPE OF PERSON YOU ARE YOU WILL LOVE THIS MOVIE.IT SHOWS EVERY EMOTION THAT YOU HAVE AND EVER WILL FEEL. THE ONLY WAY I WOULD SAY YOU WOULDNT LIKE THIS MOVIE IS THAT YOU HAVENT LOST ANYONE CLOSE TO YOU IN FACT IF YOU HAVENT LOST ANYBODY YOU PROBABLY WONT EVEN BE ABLE TO RELATE TO IT AT ALL
Professor Contradiction: Golly, that's fantastic! You must be a former student, that's how terrible that was! I'm sorry we've never met!
greatest movie ever must see
by firstname.lastname@example.org Oct 15, 2005
great movie love the acters i love what the movies about.Its a must see movie.How would didn't see this.I was a funny movie some sad but a lovely.
Josh: I didn't know they were still doing lobotomies in this country, that's sick.
by kirsten_dunst2005 Oct 16, 2005
Oh my God i love that movie its so kool. My friends told me when they saw comercial kirsten dunst look just like me. All school telling me that. But i dont think i do look like he.
Josh: Wait, do you look like Kirsen Dunst? I heard from your whole school that you do.
by christianknights4god Oct 14, 2005
because they both cute. and orlando bloom is really really really really really really really really really cute. They've both done good movies in the past, so it's not their fault. They should get awards for making it through the scripts.
Josh: I wish I could be considered for awards for being cute and making it through scripts.
The Critics are Wrong
by macberly_2001 Oct 14, 2005
I have come to the conclusion that the critics will put down any movie that stars Orlando Bloom.
Josh: I know, they hated The Lord Of The Rings and Pirates Of The Caribbean!
Hodge podge of a movie,Sent you in 50 directions!
by amity15311 Oct 16, 2005
What a total mess and bore of a movie. My wife and I 50 yrs old wanted to see Paula Dean. That was our highlight and she was in about 2 minutes!
Josh: If the reason you are seeing a movie is to see a Food Network cook, you're probably going to get burned no matter how good or bad the movie is.
by jeremyh42 Oct 15, 2005
5 of 12 people found this review helpful
This movie is Tom Cruise's cry for help.
Josh: He needs help so badly that he's crying for it using movies he has nothing to do with.